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there is no rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 102 points 1 month ago
[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 32 points 1 month ago

Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy... How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I'm not wearing a collar.

[-] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 31 points 1 month ago
[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 16 points 1 month ago

Might as well, I'll wear the ears and tail if you want.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Even if I'm already fixed?

[-] not_IO 11 points 1 month ago

although going to the immigration office with the collar on would show that you are already house trained, thus giving you better chances

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

that's the thing, i'm not house trained

[-] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 6 points 1 month ago

Its dick barb surgery or nothing, pal

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[-] anzo@programming.dev 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Would they wake me up by sitting on my face early on every morning? The whole point was to avoid arriving to work late. I don't know if this is wise...

[-] funksoulkitchen@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

eggs from the yolk, it appears.

[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago

hiiii I’m already house trained

[-] vrek@programming.dev 27 points 1 month ago
[-] Carnelian@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago
[-] vrek@programming.dev 16 points 1 month ago

But I was laying there...

[-] dontpanic 50 points 1 month ago

I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.

[-] Cremisi@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

Crouching down. Here, kitty… pspsps

[-] pixeltree 9 points 1 month ago
[-] Cremisi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Oh! And who’s this other little cutie? Gives those ears some good scritches

[-] Tehhund@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I would never puke on a rug.

Not much of a catboy, then.

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

I have an American. They're a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.

[-] enbiousenvy 30 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr

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[-] MissesAutumnRains 27 points 1 month ago

I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me

[-] djsoren19 26 points 1 month ago

is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws

[-] Anarki_ 6 points 1 month ago

Happy cake day :3

[-] Truscape 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Uh oh... (I'm in danger!)

[-] miked@piefed.social 20 points 1 month ago

Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo

[-] orenj@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 month ago

Depends, do you look like ron perlman? Thats a genre of catboy that needs more representation

[-] miked@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago

Not at all.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What the fuck did I stumble upon.

EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?

[-] SuperNovaStar 8 points 1 month ago

Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

Too bad I can't see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.

[-] SuperNovaStar 4 points 1 month ago

I'm not sure what you mean, but I do really admire cows. I don't feel like I am one though (like I wouldn't have a cow fursona)

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[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.

[-] gustofwind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago
[-] SuperNovaStar 7 points 1 month ago

Right? Cat-enby here, will meow in exchange for food

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

adopt-an-American please

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

They all want a green card dom

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Second Underground Railroad

[-] atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA

[-] edg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Please take me 😭

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3

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[-] Zorsith 5 points 1 month ago

What can i say except, mrrrp!

[-] pringus 4 points 1 month ago
[-] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I can woodwork

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