[-] djsoren19 1 points 18 hours ago

Unless you're gifted by god, I've got some bad news about what being a twink requires.

In the words of the great Britney, "You wanna hot body? You better work, bitch."

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promise 👉🥺👈

[-] djsoren19 11 points 19 hours ago

God I rule that was me.

[-] djsoren19 4 points 19 hours ago

comfy actually summs up a lot of my critcisms of the instance perfectly. In a word, it really is like everything I hated about reddit.

[-] djsoren19 4 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I know that this is really the bare minimum of PR stunts to humanize Carney but like, when your competition is the fucking lizard people in charge of the U.S.? Hell even some of the real angry blowhards like Doug Ford? It is really nice to see a politician just enjoying something and being a real human being. He's got moves! He likes good bands!

[-] djsoren19 9 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Oh yeah I'm sure, because media companies were so great at catching her insane Jewish caricatures. Watch the main villain's evil scheme include using polyjuice potions to change their gender, but since they aren't called out as explicitly trans it's "fine. "

[-] djsoren19 8 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I used to think like this. Now I think "eh, if that does happen, all my problems will at least be solved very quickly."

Most people aren't going to want to die for a country that's hated them all their lives. That's what staying means.

[-] djsoren19 2 points 22 hours ago

This actually is great advice for men whose fitness goal is getting laid,

unless your goal is to fuck dudes, at which point you probably are gonna want to lift those weights.

[-] djsoren19 4 points 22 hours ago

Block early and block often. Probably the best decision I ever made was blocking lemmy.world from my feed.

[-] djsoren19 6 points 1 day ago

I went to a public school and got 2/3rds of what you did, so I'm not really sure the issue is public vs private and more an issue of education in general in the U.S.

[-] djsoren19 17 points 1 day ago

This is why, despite everything wrong with them, I prefer using dating sites. As long as everyone knows that the communal goal is flirting, it feels a little bit less like I'm bothering them and more like I'm entertaining them.

[-] djsoren19 9 points 1 day ago

Since when?

It's always wild to me how liberals seem to be okay with flagrant due process violations as long as it's in a blue city like New York or Chicago or LA, but once it's the orange man they start clutching their pearls over racial profiling. The reason ICE thinks they can get away with it is because they always have, and they'll probably ignore this ruling or get it overturned.

[-] djsoren19 17 points 1 day ago

Really fucking stressed and hoping I can escape the country before I get killed.

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