[-] vrek@programming.dev 11 points 9 hours ago

But can he lie about it? Can his brothers deny?

[-] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

No, I replace some of them, Whatever needs it's. For example this is actually a peripheral year so my monitors are good, my desk is good, I'm 50/50 on my chair but I'm planning to replace my speakers.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

No, I replace some of them, Whatever needs it's.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Fuck tine. .. To buy a new bike

[-] vrek@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

I tend to recommend a 3 year cycle. Year 1 upgrade peripherals (speakers, monitors, maybe chair, keyboard, mouse etc) year 2. Upgrade video card and hard drives. year 3. Upgrade motherboard, ram and cpu. Year 4 repeat year 1

With this you can you can do 95% of the latest stuff with "good" stuff (think XX70 cards rather then 80 or 90 series) since you are never that outdated on any portion.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 11 points 6 days ago

Great they removed them.... Did they report the images to the authorities?

[-] vrek@programming.dev 57 points 3 months ago

my entire family has diarrhea it runs in our jeans....

[-] vrek@programming.dev 60 points 3 months ago

I mean the white house did say we should start building with rust...

[-] vrek@programming.dev 58 points 4 months ago

I've told this story before it's funny so I'll repeat it... It was the early 2000s and I heard a song on the radio where a man made a bunch of funny sounds with his voice and the only lyrics I remembered were "I'm the scat man". I was interested to see what else he made...

I went on to kazza and search "scat man", found a video I assumed was a music video and downloaded... Several hours later (56k modem)...

My childhood was lost forever.

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submitted 4 months ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

They gotta go fast!

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[-] vrek@programming.dev 62 points 7 months ago

I had a Microsoft support scammer once... I let him in to my system too..well not really.

I quickly spin up a quick fresh install of slack ware Linux in a virtual machine that didn't even have x11 never mind wine installed. When it was up I told him a friend uses something called tellynet (aka telnet but I was playing dumb) to help me on the computer.

He telnetted in and could not understand why any of his malware wasn't working...

[-] vrek@programming.dev 47 points 8 months ago

The worst code I have ever seen, the truly horrible stuff that gives me nightmares was written by myself six months ago.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 59 points 8 months ago

Why does everyone jump to murder?

"what did you do on purge night?"

"I took everything from the local Walmart and now drive a fararri on weekends and a Maserati on week days."

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submitted 11 months ago by vrek@programming.dev to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

Have the same story but from two different perspectives!

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I don't know why this is a thing but if I tap the back of my pixel 6 three times in rapid succession it begins to play my audio book on audible.

From what I can tell audible has to be open but doesn't need to be the app on the screen(for example I can start and stop it while typing this post). Also the phone has to be "on" (meaning the screen is displaying but doesn't need to be unlocked.

Is this just my phone or dies it happen on other people's phone too?

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