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idk if it is serious or not, but it is what I saw in indeed newsletter today.

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Is this where we are heading? /s

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cross-posted from: https://feditown.com/post/2617486

Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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apparently google has been putting their software in everything including the kitchen sink since 1798??

read for yourself if you don't believe me - source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel

the source is a little known but nifty website that desperately needs funding so if you go there you should give them like a dollar or whatever your local equivalent is, like one peso or a bitcoin or what have you

apologies for the english I am an american

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