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submitted 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) by CodiUnicorn@programming.dev to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Ever wondered who you'd be in a world of swords, magic, and ~~bugs~~ monsters? The quiz says I'm a warrior, what about you guys? Just remember: you can't go alone 'cuz, "You must gather your party before venturing forth!"

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AI CEO vs Engineer (www.youtube.com)
submitted 21 hours ago by yogthos@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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Ever get the feeling that modern web dev has become… a bit too complex?

Sometimes I catch myself thinking about the “good old days”. When you could just write some code, compile it, and run it without worrying about all the dependencies, the build tools, the client-side rendering, the server-side rendering, the server components, and all the other buzzwords that are thrown around in the web dev world… just code doing its thing.

And honestly, I think that feeling isn’t totally wrong. Maybe we can make things simpler, faster, more straightforward again.

So naturally… I decided to embrace the future by going back to the past: COBOL.

Here’s my (100% serious, definitely not questionable) migration story.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/44695951

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idk if it is serious or not, but it is what I saw in indeed newsletter today.

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Let Me GPT that for you (letmegptthatforyou.com)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by xelar@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Is this where we are heading? /s

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cross-posted from: https://feditown.com/post/2617486

Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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