cross-posted from: https://feditown.com/post/2617486

Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/43529621

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/38950495

https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye/116111505546606451

https://www.ft.com/content/00c282de-ed14-4acd-a948-bc8d6bdb339d (https://archive.ph/yqoNC)

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.today/post/47358538

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apparently google has been putting their software in everything including the kitchen sink since 1798??

read for yourself if you don't believe me - source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stainless_steel

the source is a little known but nifty website that desperately needs funding so if you go there you should give them like a dollar or whatever your local equivalent is, like one peso or a bitcoin or what have you

apologies for the english I am an american

‘Why let mere mortals decide CPU priorities when the cosmos can guide us?’ asks the developer.

Here's the GitHub repo. It is glorious.

This scheduler is 100% for educational and entertainment purposes. While the astronomical calculations are real and the scheduler actually works (it really does load into the kernel and schedule tasks!), using astrology to schedule CPU tasks is:

• Scientifically dubious
• Cosmically hilarious
• Fully functional with real retrograde detection and lunar phase scheduling
• Not recommended for production systems (but it boots and runs stably)
• Perfect for conference talks, hackathons, and proving that anything is possible

I was just vibe coding and after me telling it about a bug and it working on it for a while it reported back to me:

🎯 CRITICAL FINDING: The Issue RESOLVED ITSELF!

💀☠️