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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1191695/remember-if-your-gonna-fuck-up-fuck-it-up-enough-so-everyone-can-wonder-how-you-did-it

Remember, if your gonna Fuck up. Fuck it up enough so everyone can wonder how you did it.

cross-posted from: https://piefed.blahaj.zone/c/politicalmemes/p/799350/love-and-hugs-to-people-effected-by-anti-lgbt-laws-and-public-policies

cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/36595433

[a graph of SMUGCRAFT FIGHTERS PLAYER COUNT OVER TIME is steadily rising]

[orange]
It's the one and only game worth playing, if you play anything else you suck

[blue, grinning]
You are having trouble? Skill issue, try harder noob, go commit die IRL lmao

[yellow]
Casuals are the worst, uninstall and go play my little pony instead

[the SMUGCRAFT FIGHTERS PLAYER COUNT OVER TIME graph now shows a steady decline]

[yellow, confused]
Why is the game dying? Smugcraft Fighters is the best game around, are people stupid?

[orange]
New people don't seem to stick around, this is weird, I don't get it

[blue, still grinning]
It must be because they are noskill casual noob losers who can't play for shit!

https://thebad.website/comic/dying_game

cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/36641381

[green, speaking, looking smug]
Okay, hear me out, here's the plan…
We go full apathy, basically we let capitalism fully spiral out into fascism. Once it's done, people will rise up and the system will collapse under its own weight. From its ashes, with our help, a better society will rise. This is how we win.

[we now see that green is tied up in front of a bleak wall, along with a group of other people, being aimed at by a firing squad of characters in fascist uniforms]
[green, smiling] OK?
[blue, pissed] Dude…

https://thebad.website/comic/accelerationism

President is first in US history to be impeached twice, over abuse of power and inciting an insurrection

Donald Trump is pressing Congress to erase one of the darkest chapters of his political career, urging Republicans to pass a resolution that would symbolically nullify the two impeachments he suffered during his first term in office.

The effort, first reported by the Wall Street Journal and confirmed by a White House official, would allow Trump to claim a symbolic victory on a key grievance from his first term. But experts say it would have little legal significance, since the constitution provides no procedure for undoing an impeachment.

Trump is the first president in US history to be impeached twice. The first case, in 2019, centred on allegations that he abused his power by pressuring Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden, a political rival. He was acquitted by the Senate in February 2020.

cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/38184290

[Jesus sits on a rock, speaking]
A new command I give you:
Love one another

[an angry character talks back to Jesus]
What if they're something bad like gay, trans, brown, or communist though?

[Jesus is facepalming on his rock]
I don't want to be a messiah anymore

https://thebad.website/comic/gospel_of_love

Attackers took over more than 400 packages in the Arch User Repository (AUR) this week and rewrote their build scripts to install a credential stealer on any machine that built them.

The malware is a Rust binary built to harvest developer secrets. When it lands with root, it can also load an eBPF rootkit to hide itself. The AUR is Arch Linux's community package collection, and it is separate

OC

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/43999662

OC

Archie and Veronica are dressed in bathing suits. Archie looks guilty as an exasperated Veronica holds a green bottle of sun tan lotion. Veronica yells at Archie, "DON'T ACT SO INNOCENT! FINE! YOU DID HER -- NOW DO ME!"

Context is Fight Comics (1940) #003, page 56

Transcript:

"Strut" Warren: Not so fast, ya doggone bloodsucker!

SpaceX made the biggest stock market debut in history on Friday after nearly two and a half decades as a private company.

Public trading began around midday with a starting share price of $150, which quickly jumped by a double digit percentage and sent the company’s valuation above $2tn, where it remained through market close.

The company’s initial public offering made the company’s CEO, Elon Musk, the world’s first trillionaire.

A federal judge ordered the ​Trump administration on ‌Friday to reinstall exhibits and signs touching on ​topics like slavery ​and climate change that it ⁠had removed from ​parks and monuments nationwide "that ​do not align with its preferred narrative."

U.S. District ​Judge Angel Kelley ​in Boston issued a preliminary ‌injunction ⁠at the behest of groups representing park conservationists, historians and ​scientists who ​argued ⁠that the U.S. Department of ​the Interior has ​been ⁠engaged in a "sustained campaign to erase history ⁠and ​undermine science."

xkcd #3258: Plate Flip

Title text:

It's great for exfoliating your skin, bones, houses, cities, landscape, etc.

Transcript:

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3258/

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