It’s too bad most lab coats are at least 50% polyester. They are definitely still tie-dyeable at even just 35% cotton but it’ll come out pastel.

$8 trillion so far

But in this scenario don’t the toddlers need phones? Wait do toddlers all have phones now?

I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

Checks cluster b list

antisocial PD, borderline PD, histrionic PD, narcissistic PD

math checks out

He also ticks the boxes for the dark tetrad.

Cats can sense the time vortex from within the tardis blanket, I think.

Can confirm anecdotally. Have a Harry Potter tattoo from when I was 18, am trans. Only one of them I regret and it’s not transitioning.

And there probably would have been cool rocks.

He’s streets ahead

Thank you for sticking up for us.

Sincerely, someone deep in the closet for reasons of personal safety.

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