THANK YOU. This is the way.

Am I the only aspiring tree frog in this thread? Nobody else enjoys putting olives on their fingers and waving menacingly?

me avoiding preparing for a job interview I really wish I hadn’t seen this or that I were out of q-tips.

GTAGE if you ask me.

$8 trillion so far

I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

Can confirm anecdotally. Have a Harry Potter tattoo from when I was 18, am trans. Only one of them I regret and it’s not transitioning.

And there probably would have been cool rocks.

He’s streets ahead

Thank you for sticking up for us.

Sincerely, someone deep in the closet for reasons of personal safety.

I would like to subscribe to additional funny pigeon anecdotes

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