[-] dontpanic 25 points 1 week ago
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submitted 2 weeks ago by dontpanic to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

Haven’t used the gas blower yet this year, been using the electric one. This one had been left in the shed and I brought it into the garage to see if it would start up but wasn’t planning on getting to it for a day or two. Someone (not me!) left gas in it.

Well. I’m minding my own business putting up some shelves in the garage and I start hearing a noise. I’ve had issues with wildlife getting trapped in the garage when I close it for the night a couple times recently, so I start moving and tapping on things and muttering to myself about no nature being allowed in the garage without prior permission. Finally I figure out the sound is coming from the leaf blower, and also that it smells a little like mammal excrement.

Set it in the driveway for a little while and lo and behold a lil field mouse popped out of it. Wasn’t fast enough to get a pic of the perpetrator. It has subsequently gone back in when I wasn’t looking!

I’m taking a poll. Do I:

  • put it straight back in the shed and ignore it for another year
  • post it for free on Craigslist without backstory
  • tear it down, clean it up, put it back into service
  • just fire it up and let ‘er rip (I wouldn’t)
  • leave it in the driveway for a few days and see if the problem conveniently solves itself

My fellow dull dudes, what do?

[-] dontpanic 29 points 1 month ago

All anyone’s getting out of me is that I’m ABAB. (assigned baby at birth)

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submitted 2 months ago by dontpanic to c/dull_mens_club@lemmy.world

I don’t even remember it being dented in that spot. The physics of it are a mystery to me.

[-] dontpanic 24 points 3 months ago

Um…dog tax? Pay up friendo.

[-] dontpanic 50 points 5 months ago

I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.

[-] dontpanic 31 points 6 months ago

Part of not specifying at work is also because I’m curious what I’m perceived to be. I don’t get those data points if I go giving any hints out.

[-] dontpanic 28 points 8 months ago

Green is my first thought, but blue would be acceptable.

[-] dontpanic 23 points 9 months ago

This won’t pass (not now anyway) but it’s funny they want to ban the bible. Or they’re too dumb to realize that implication.

[-] dontpanic 99 points 1 year ago

me avoiding preparing for a job interview I really wish I hadn’t seen this or that I were out of q-tips.

[-] dontpanic 87 points 1 year ago

$8 trillion so far

[-] dontpanic 37 points 1 year ago

I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

[-] dontpanic 40 points 2 years ago

I would like to subscribe to additional funny pigeon anecdotes

[-] dontpanic 39 points 2 years ago
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