I wish I believed you. I try to keep my defeatism to myself but the overwhelming majority of people around me IRL are going around like nothing is happening, ignoring current events in the name of self care. Must be fucking nice.

This won’t pass (not now anyway) but it’s funny they want to ban the bible. Or they’re too dumb to realize that implication.

I’m a trans guy and I joke about how I’m only doing it to not get talked over in meetings so this rings plausible.

me avoiding preparing for a job interview I really wish I hadn’t seen this or that I were out of q-tips.

$8 trillion so far

I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

Can confirm anecdotally. Have a Harry Potter tattoo from when I was 18, am trans. Only one of them I regret and it’s not transitioning.

And there probably would have been cool rocks.

He’s streets ahead

Thank you for sticking up for us.

Sincerely, someone deep in the closet for reasons of personal safety.

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