I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.

Part of not specifying at work is also because I’m curious what I’m perceived to be. I don’t get those data points if I go giving any hints out.

Green is my first thought, but blue would be acceptable.

This won’t pass (not now anyway) but it’s funny they want to ban the bible. Or they’re too dumb to realize that implication.

me avoiding preparing for a job interview I really wish I hadn’t seen this or that I were out of q-tips.

$8 trillion so far

I don’t like how put that thing back where it came from or so help me 🎶 just pooped into my head.

Can confirm anecdotally. Have a Harry Potter tattoo from when I was 18, am trans. Only one of them I regret and it’s not transitioning.

He’s streets ahead

Thank you for sticking up for us.

Sincerely, someone deep in the closet for reasons of personal safety.

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