I ain’t seen the bridge!

Where’s that confounded bridge?

hey you don’t have to come at me like that

And there probably would have been cool rocks.

He’s streets ahead

There’s a distinct musty basement smell. Not like…moldy and swampy, but just a little damp.

Thank you for sticking up for us.

Sincerely, someone deep in the closet for reasons of personal safety.

I would like to subscribe to additional funny pigeon anecdotes

Just workin’ on my night cheese. 🎶

🍄🍄

Now it’s over, I’m dead and I haven’t done anything that I want. Or I’m still alive and there’s nothing I wanna do.

I can’t think about how old that song is, it hurts me.

I’m conflicted