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[-] pentastarm@piefed.ca 29 points 3 weeks ago

Jesus that's cheap. Sign me up.

[-] SuperNovaStar 19 points 3 weeks ago

Right? The actual one is twice that, and you don't even get a toy (or any estrogen)

[-] Zorsith 5 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SuperNovaStar 2 points 3 weeks ago

Actually, my local burger king is really good. It's actually kind of crazy.

[-] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

In real life it's much smaller than in the picture

[-] kibiz0r@midwest.social 18 points 3 weeks ago

Love that woke sauce

[-] anothercatgirl 17 points 3 weeks ago

hey $5.99 is a fairly reasonable price 🤤

[-] TotallynotJessica 11 points 3 weeks ago

This is what the radical left really wants

[-] anothercatgirl 5 points 3 weeks ago

including me! but also is it a coincidence that the blue drool from sublingual estradiol is the same color as the blue water in emojis

[-] Cevilia 16 points 3 weeks ago

Can I get some of them 5G nuggets please? We only have 4G here :(

[-] blinfabian@feddit.nl 3 points 3 weeks ago

when i go to another country and i paas through wallonie, belgium it drops to 3G

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Gunna line up for a meal the second my ass hits menopause

Oh my God do those chuds ever have a meltdown when you point out that menopausal women and "low-T" men do HRT all the time. Or that there's really not a lot of practical difference between a cis woman that has had a full hysterectomy and a trans woman who's had bottom surgery.

[-] patrlim 6 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

First I read that as "Feed them tiddies" and now I'm picturing a damn Soylent Green scenario where they make the burger from among other things the tiddies of the trans girls they lure in with their estrogen burgers. Goddammit. xD

[-] Clear 5 points 3 weeks ago

Corporate love the smell of free exposure and advertising

[-] TotallynotJessica 5 points 3 weeks ago

Eh, no actual company would sell food this good for this price.

[-] Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago

Does it come with a paper crown?

[-] Arkhive@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

There was a period of time where the Impossible Whopper was guilty pleasure of mine. Then I got more serious about sticking to my BDS goals so had to cut out BK.

[-] TotallynotJessica 3 points 3 weeks ago

impossible meat is so tasty too 😔

[-] Smorty 3 points 3 weeks ago

can i please have an estrogen burger?

im willing to pay shipping if its a US thing, thats fine....

[-] TotallynotJessica 3 points 3 weeks ago

Sadly, no US corporation is currently willing to sponsor Estrogen Burger™ 😔

The best way to get one is to make your own, adding the estrogen as a powder sprinkle after the burger is cooked. Unfortunately, a large percentage of the dose will go to waste like all oral methods. If you use concentrated enough powder, more of it might get absorbed as you're chewing.

[-] Smorty 3 points 3 weeks ago

u think I can also put gel? thats presumably what I will get. like - is ut edible?

[-] TotallynotJessica 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't know what is used in the gels in your country, so your milage may vary. Read the ingredients and warning labels to get a better idea.

[-] birdwing 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

unironically i'd like to start a cooperation that discretely ships affirming clothing, tuckies/packies, hajs, and estrogen/testosterone burgers

[-] TotallynotJessica 3 points 3 weeks ago

Considering you aren't supposed to take oral t, a testosterone burger might be a bad idea

[-] birdwing 1 points 3 weeks ago

how is it then supposed to be taken in?

[-] TotallynotJessica 1 points 3 weeks ago

Injection, gels, patches, or any other method that fully bypasses the liver.

[-] birdwing 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

i heard you, testosterone jello then :3

packaged in a handsome masculine deodorant-like tube with the smell of fresh wood and pines!

"Man Up, Refresh Now"!

[-] djsoren19 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don't even want the estrogen but if I can get a burger, fries, nuggies, sauce, drink, and a toy for 5.99 I'm there.

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