I doubt any promotion would go for that, it'd be devaluing their title, undercutting the whole conceit. Maybe when a title's being retired, though. Hmm...

Happens every year, doesn't it?

I'm not talking about a generational divide. I'm talking about feeling old. Me, being in my 40s. Perhaps I could've led with that.

Have you considered the meaning of the words "young enough to"?

Why would it say 1996? Twenty years ago would've been the eighties, surely. /j

I'd like smaller games made by smaller teams with smaller budgets and worse graphics that take longer to develop, and I'm not even joking

I'd imagine it's like downing an entire 4l bottle of Pepsi Max. Seems innocuous, but you're gonna have a bad time.

Rabbits are like birds

Not real

Congratulations :)

Tell that to any pro wrestler :)

In addition to the other answers: if you want a download manager, you should be able to install JDownloader 2 from the Discover app store in desktop mode. That one is fine. Just don't download it from the website, it comes with all sorts of adware crap. Get it from Discover.

Most people aren't born vegan :)