[-] birdwing 1 points 6 hours ago
[-] birdwing 4 points 6 hours ago

She could've said "Skincare is important for everyone", tbh

[-] birdwing 1 points 6 hours ago

Yes sure, can you give me one uterus kthx bai

[-] birdwing 1 points 6 hours ago

Congrats on your friend, I hope they and their child are doing well!

[-] birdwing 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Hey people, did you know that in terms of human and Pokémon hugging, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of one metre tall and weigh 29 kg. This means they’re large enough to be able to handle human cuddles, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, they can protect you well from hateful people. Due to their mostly water-based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a Vaporeon would be incredibly splashy, so much that you could easily rehydrate yourself just by booping their noses! They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with blobbiness for warmth, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you to pat it and play together. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility for travelling, swimming, and playing water pistols. Also, fun fact: If you swim with them often enough, you can learn to surf together. Vaporeon is literally a being of warmth and shelter. An ungodly defense stat combined with Acid Armor means it can protect you and all other kind people, for more hugs and cuddles.

[-] birdwing 23 points 7 hours ago

If there's any sign that Axel Springer is aligned with this fascist, it's this one.

[-] birdwing 4 points 7 hours ago

Spoken like a true procastinator!

[-] birdwing 2 points 10 hours ago

Joke's on you, I actually got bit so much less by mosquitoes once I was on HRT!

Though I feel like it depends on whether it's oral or transdermal. I never got bitten once when I was doing it transdermally, and when orally, only a little, but still much less than before the dark days.

[-] birdwing 2 points 11 hours ago

I wish to have free HRT, face/top/bottom surgeries and safe reproductive organ transplants available to no cost and with little gatekeeping to everyone

[-] birdwing 16 points 11 hours ago

I dunno, but I already know of queer people who have fled the US.

[-] birdwing 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I can't put it into words but I also noticed it. What exactly are the smell changes? Not as in, boyish to girlish, I mean moreso chemically.

I know it's E or anti-androgens doing it, but what exactly?

[-] birdwing 75 points 1 day ago

my tired and only very recently awake ass thought you gave birth to a girl and i was like hey yea congrats

and then i read the sub it was in

took a full ten sec

then i realised

congrats girl!!

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submitted 3 days ago by birdwing to c/main

So I'm on my account and have no issues whilst logged in, but when I want to log in on desktop, I can't change my password in case I forgot it. I use Voyager on mobile, which doesn't let me change my password either ( @aeharding@vger.social ?).

I can't add an email address either, since on Voyager that doesn't seem possible. What do I do?

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ftm rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by birdwing to c/onehundredninetysix

psa, for our men and manby's, there's also a community!

and happy enby day :3

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chapter 4&5 spoilers.. for there being no flavour text at all on Chapter 5's weird route? or chapter 4's end where for a sec it goes red and there are no options visible either?

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submitted 5 days ago by birdwing to c/ftm

cross-posted from: https://sopuli.xyz/post/28196793

Mediocre pasta dishes

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by birdwing to c/undertale_deltarune@lemmy.world

So what happened is:

Tap for spoilerAfter we got back to the Light World, I wanted to use the Black Shard to see what was through there. But somehow, I "used it up". Apparently you now can equip them in the Light World. What the fuck? This wasn't possible earlier.

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Meanwhile in Poland (notesfrompoland.com)
submitted 1 week ago by birdwing to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/49136342

Man charged in Poland with insulting president with Shrek meme

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Diet rule (en.wikipedia.org)
submitted 1 week ago by birdwing to c/onehundredninetysix

If there's ovo-vegetarianism, there should be owo-vegetarianism.

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submitted 1 week ago by birdwing to c/worldnews@lemmy.ml

cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/europe@feddit.org/p/2189589/the-us-bastards-are-talking-about-taking-greenland-again

The US Bastards are talking about taking Greenland again!

According to a senior official, from the US perspective, a takeover of Greenland by the United States is currently the only way to address the long-term security risks surrounding the island, which is part of the Kingdom of Denmark.

“We continue to believe that this is the best way to meet NATO’s defence requirements with regard to Greenland,” he told journalists yesterday ahead of the NATO summit in Ankara.

At the same time, he said that other options were also being examined. He did not specify what these might entail. The senior government official pointed out that there was “intense naval activity” in the region around Greenland and that US President Donald Trump was seeking a “permanent” solution.

“So far, we see the acquisition of Greenland by the United States as the only solution,” the official added.

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by birdwing to c/undertale_deltarune@lemmy.world

How did Dess disappear, exactly? Spoilers for all chapters.


The Facts

During Alvin's bangin' sermon, Susie mentions that Kris and Catti often performed occult rituals to try to summon a demon.

Now, in Chapter 5's Weird Route, Noelle says that she wants to go with Kris to a place no one has ever been to before (the lake's other side); moreover, she, Dess, Asriel, and Kris always wondered what was over there.

Perhaps Dess and Asriel did this too, but Asriel noped out eventually, leaving some of his fluff in there, while Dess went on. The primordial Dark World may have already existed by then. From the fluff and darkness, Asriel was born.

But could Dess have disappeared in there? I doubt it; the Shelter appears more likely.


In the UNUSED texts, which are heavily implied to be from Dess, this may be shown by the one from Chapter 3. It mentions a doorway and walking.

What is this place, anyway...?\
How did I get here?\
... as if I haven't asked that question a billion times already.\
I...\
I always did have that nightmare.\
Walking into the darkness,\
With the light shining from the doorway...\
Then the door slams behind me.\
And everything goes black.\
... is this that nightmare?\
... or was everything else a dream?

Another interesting UNUSED text is Chapter 5's:

I do have one thing, though.\
And that's memories.\
Memories of my life...\
Maybe that's all I am at this point.\
A collection of memory...\
...\
Then all I can do is... not forget, right?\
"Don't forget."\
I just have to keep telling myself that..

The second-last sentence is especially interesting, considering that the one calling Kris at the end of chapter 3, says: "Don't forget, Kris... you promised". If it is Dess, then how does she communicate with Kris?

Anyway. In Chapter 4, Alphys mentions that she has only seen Carol and Undyne go there before. She also mentions that it is a place for people to survive an emergency, but that she wonders whether a disaster happened there. The locks contain three entry fields; a pine tree, a police badge, and a DELTA RUNE. This in my view, implies that Carol, formerly Asgore/now Undyne, and the Angel have access to it. We don't know whether these specific entry fields existed prior to the 'disaster'.

Undyne is surprised by her own abduction. We know that Kris has a bond to the Knight. Carol is supportive of Kris, and Asgore is supported by Carol in his continuing investigation.

The Knight must be a Lightner, since they can open fountains; though the Knight may wear armour (as pointed out in Chapter 4, where the player can attempt (and fail) to make Kris imagine the Knight "take off their helmet"). The Black Shard stays the same in both the Light and Dark World, which is interesting.

I think it's the policed, lined-off area to the west. That is near the graveyard's forest, and Noelle mentions in Chapter 2 that she, Kris, Asriel, and Dess used to go there often. Noelle said that there was an incident where they hung out there and she was terrified, but got comforted by Dess.

Another detail I now recall, is that Asgore hasn't seen Ralsei before, and only by Chapter 5 remarks surprisedly he looks similar to Asriel, but is different (and Asriel has vanilla horns, not strawberry-coloured, as Susie says when you point out the family photo on the Dreemurr fridge). This is seemingly at odds with Ralsei having been there for "millennia", though time seems to flow faster in the Dark Worlds.

In the Sword Route, some areas are representative. The Island and Ice Palace Boards are unique, but the manhole dungeon exists in Chapter 2 too. If that means other areas in the route may also exist, then the area within the Shelter may indicate that it is connected to the Lake


Going by the above information, I have multiple theories. Step 1-10 take place within a short timeframe, maybe days or weeks.

Shelter SOUL Theory

  1. Catti and Kris hold occult rituals where they attempt to summon demons.
  2. On a fateful day or night, Asgore leaves the Shelter unlocked, which may have held a different purpose back then.
  3. Kris enters the Shelter, using Asgore's badge for access.
  4. Kris does one of these occult rituals while carrying Asriel's fluff, thinking of their hopes and dreams, and creates the primordial Dark World, using up their original SOUL and creating Ralsei from the fluff, and Kris' own hopes and kindness, soulless yet influenced by one.
  5. Kris leaves without closing the portal; because they don't have a SOUL anymore, they cannot close it.
  6. Dess explores the graveyard forest to investigate what Noelle was scared of, and walks into the Shelter, exploring it, and disappears there. She gradually gets consumed by the darkness, but promises herself to stay alive. Kris' original SOUL ties itself to Dess' body, and gains some of her personality. The SOUL banishes her spirit outside of the game's boundaries throughout a tunnel that leads to beneath the lake, much like the Sword Route's ending. Combined with Dess' body, the SOUL becomes the Knight. A monster with a human SOUL, born from pure darkness. This is all unknown to everyone.
  7. Kris finds out about this, and want to retrieve their own SOUL, but also save Dess. They don't want evidence to be found of them having caused her disappearance. They don't want their own SOUL to disappear, and so Kris and the Knight make a deal. This deal is: bring the Knight a new soul and reunite it with another vessel so the Knight can bring forth the Roaring and live anywhere; and they will return Dess and Kris' soul.
  8. Kris informs Asgore and Carol that Dess disappeared. Both are shocked, and all three go on to work together to figure out where Dess is. After Asgore and Carol enter the Shelter, they find there is a Dark world, and find the Knight, but fail to find Dess.
  9. Eventually, it is clear that Asgore fails to find Dess, and he is fired from the police force. Rumours spread of the Shelter being an evil place, because of the dessappearance there.
  10. Carol believes Asgore may yet be onto something, and so continues to support him. Traumatised, she keeps the room 'frozen in time', in the hopes that it will preserve whatever evidence is there, until they figure out a way to retrieve Dess' spirit.
  11. Years later, Kris finally figures out how to summon a new SOUL in a ritual. They request to become able to open and close portals themselves, through the new SOUL. Now, they can search in new places in the Dark, and so make Dark Fountains.
  12. The Voice, who is at a layer above the game but below the player's, hears Kris' summons, and creates the player's SOUL, Patience, but discards its vessel (possibly into the Shelter). This is where the chapters themselves start.

This would explain why we have control over Kris, how Dess got stuck there, and why we can't control the Knights' body. It would explain why Kris is working with the Knight, and very afraid of the Shelter. The darkness in there grows and spreads, and that is why the Knight was able to make the first fountain (Castle Town's).

It would explain why Asgore and Carol both may know of the Dark World. It would explain why the Vessel is discarded. Black Shard doesn't change appearance between worlds. It would imply that in order to retrieve Dess, we must go outside the game's boundaries, whether through the Lake or the Shelter, embody the Vessel and defeat the Knight, and leave the game. I suspect that within the Shelter is now an abyss, connecting everywhere, showing the game's code itself. In-game, we will have to travel through the code itself to find Dess.

Crackpot theory, probably, but still fun.

What are your thoughts?

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submitted 3 weeks ago by birdwing to c/deltarune@sopuli.xyz

So, when you first meet the Old Man, and the party gets tired of the Old Man being slow, what's interesting is Ralsei. If you stand on the left | path when Susie says she's going herself, then Ralsei will walk on nothing. Susie will walk on the path, but Ralsei magically creates a path below him and walks over to follow the normal path.

Very cool, Tricky Toby

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DELTARUNE TODAY (self.deltarune)
submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by birdwing to c/deltarune@sopuli.xyz

And also

OH MY GOD

I DEFEATED THE

Tap for spoilerROARING KNIGHT

WITH JUST 1 HP LEFT OF SUSIE BEFORE THE FINAL ATTACK AND EVERYONE ELSE BEING FAINTED

HOLY

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