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[-] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 51 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If they could do it in ancient Greece then Americans can do it today for sure!

Stolen from !topview@lemmy.world

Also: although planned over 2000 years ago, it wasn't really made by ancient Greeks. They gave up and made a road to transport ships on it instead of actually digging. Only in modern time did they actually finish the canal

[-] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago
[-] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

I love the 1950s, the solution to any problem was just "idk, have you tried nuking it?"

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[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 29 points 2 years ago
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[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

"I get my kicks... on Canal 66."

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 20 points 2 years ago

My first thought was if this was remotely possible on this scale, how many things would be disrupted and changed from the water movement alone. The Panama canal has to have locks because of the ocean differences, but no way would you have locks spanning a few hundred miles across. This thing would have tides back and forth.

[-] Neato@ttrpg.network 20 points 2 years ago

Panama canal has to have locks because of the ocean differences

It's actually mostly due to the landscape of Panama, including the lake it uses to traverse and the mountains. The Pacific and Atlantic oceans don't different that much, maybe a few feet. And mostly due to tidal differences.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 7 points 2 years ago

Oh, so it's like an escalator for ships up and down.

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[-] Addv4@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Plus literally chopping down a large stretch of both the Appalachians and the Sierra Nevada would be insane.

[-] casmael@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Or could just go over tbh

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[-] foofiepie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

My first thought too. This needs a Randall Monroe ‘What If?’ explanation.

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[-] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 32 points 2 years ago

Actually, guys, maybe we should hear them out?

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[-] Kit 17 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Assuming the river would be identical in depth and breadth to the Panama canal, if every man, woman, and child in the US picked up a shovel they would need to move 305 cubic feet of dirt each. So if we all just moved 1 cubic foot of dirt per day, we could pull this off in a year.

[-] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Hey, you're a numbers guy right? What's to say we take all that extra dirt and make an island? Asking for a friend

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[-] variants@possumpat.io 16 points 2 years ago

it could solve the water crisiseses

[-] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 23 points 2 years ago

Dude all you need is 4 square meters and 2 water buckets

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 years ago

Would also solve some of the rising ocean levels too!

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 6 points 2 years ago

It annoys me that you're correct

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[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Do it small scale first and turn Florida into an island.

[-] s_s@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago
[-] Zehzin@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The Caribbean has suffered enough

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[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 14 points 2 years ago

I don't trust anyone South of the Mistersippi river.

[-] Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 years ago

In which direction would it flow?

[-] Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 years ago

From the center to the borders, due to rain.

[-] EunieIsTheBus@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

I wouldn't be so certain about that. Evaporation might be stronger similar to the mediterreanian sea. So water would flow from both sides into the channel.

But such a project probably disturbes weather patterns and ocean currents all together. Hence, I don't think we can be curtain until we've tried it. Now grab your shovel. FOR SCIENCE!

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[-] randint@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 8 points 2 years ago

LET US ALL BECOME CURTAINS

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[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

This will require more bridges, which creates more jobs. It's genius!

[-] KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

I feel like there has to be an easier way to solve the homeless problem in San Francisco.

[-] jackhp95@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Literally described the Mississippi river.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

If we could connect the Missouri to the Snake River we could do pretty much the same thing. There's a seaport in Idaho already

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[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago

With the low resolution I can't quite tell if I would suddenly live on the beach or underwater

[-] fatal_internal_error@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Depends on if you can outrun a shovel.

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[-] fubarx@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

Most cost-effective would be to use the Photoshop eraser tool.

[-] erp@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

First I was excited thinking about South Canada and North Mexico, but unfortunately they screwed up the one opportunity in history to fix Oklahoma's awkward 'protrusion', so I can't with a clean conscience support and vote for this. Better luck next time.

[-] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

That's a gnarly cliff in Colorado

[-] bluewing@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

All you need is time and a LOT of shovels........

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[-] MonkderDritte@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

But a bit more south would be easier. Oh, wait.

[-] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I could get on board with a moat around Texas and Florida

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[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

The Mississippi already does that, but south-north instead of east-west.

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[-] XOXOX@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago
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