I'd like to see her try to wrangle up some gators to send to Florida. I'm sure they wouldn't attack her or anything.

A wizard did it

Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don't think Cicero said it.

But how many have ninja turtles?

Gamers rise up?

I've been in Reno for the past 6 weeks, what did I miss?

Bart would be a better Chief Justice of the Supreme Court than what we have now.

e. e. cummings would agree.

Well yeah, it's hard to fit a musket in to a candy bar.

Didn't work out well for Mr. Burns.

I'm looking for my friend "bill". Have you seen any "bills" around here?

A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.