I don't know what you have planned tonight but count me out.
When I think of masculine energy I sure as hell don't think of Marky Z.
Do I have to tip HR?
Radcliffe: played Weird Al
Wilson: did not play Weird Al
There was always a clear winner.
Considering we've had more than one school shooting where the heavily trained and armed resource officers stood down while children were being slaughtered, I don't think the sign on the right would make me feel any safer.
Airports work like this. You arrive two hours before takeoff only to find out like half an hour before takeoff that the flight is delayed because there's no plane.
Well no, she can't buy Kanye. He's not a Supreme Court Justice.
LVII percent of people are morons.
How's Tuesday in April?
I'm at work.
What about Wednesday?
Still working
And Thursday?
Believe it or not, work.
Wow, that computer can run Windows 98? Here I am on Windows 11, not realizing that I'm 87 versions behind.
They don't know that I'm invisible.
"There are people worse off than you"
Thanks, that totally solves my problem.
Telemarketer should've been number 1.