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No koopas were harmed in the making of the points.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 15 hours ago

Jeb! would never do that.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Well Mr. Burns had done it

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

I like The Sound of Silence

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

It's the one where Homer was at the pornography store buying pornography.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I didn't do it.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Damn leftist, they ruined leftism!

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The points are pointless when you think about it.

[-] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

My school taught me that most people in Columbus' time thought that the Earth was flat and that Columbus would fall off the face of the earth during his voyage.

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You've got a friend in points.

13

Nuke the points!

Gotta nuke something.

23

It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and points on TV.

88

300 points will be awarded in the form of a tricky Dick fun bill.

19

The points may seem like ordinary points, but with one exception. Oh wait, we got rid of that. The points are like ordinary points.

18

I like points.

26

Man, it's like I'm not even trying anymore.

19

If you get this right, you will receive a check for 40 points!

*Checks will not be honored.

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I work hard for the points

So hard for the points

Something something points

Come on, give me lots of points

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If you do not have a chit you will not receive any points!

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