...hot tub time machine was way better than it had any right to be...
...i begrudgingly walked into the theatre expecting rogue one to be another yet installment of phoned-in franchise slop and walked out having watched the best star wars film since 1977...
...1981 moldvay red box was my first product, but the first i played i think was 1977 holmes, although i don't know for certain because i never saw my cousin's books; in fact, i've been unable to identify which module he ran us through to this day...
...the craziest part was that it wasn't there throughout the entire show: during that particular set, it loomed up from nowhere behind the stage and then lurched out over the crowd, or at least those of us who had pushed up front on the floor...
...i've seen some pretty epic shows by some pretty epic bands, but the last time i saw muse play, i did not expect to see a F*CKING HUNDRED-FOOT MECHA lunge out from the stage...
...trinitrons are curved, just two-dimensionally...
...i tie back my hair or tuck it behind my ears when i eat...
...i need a really good bag for about eighty chessex-style dice: any better-suited options out there than the crown royal standard?..
...you don't win over conservatives by offering light-conservatism, but the democratic party have run the same playbook since 1992...
...no longer afford?..man, the last proper vacation i took was in nineteen-ninety-mother-f*cking-eight...
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