...they don't call her the unbeatable squirrel girl for nothing...

...mooing into the void...

...google's old dejanews archives don't go back as far as my usenet activity, but i doubt i had any old web content which predates where they pick up unless we include legacy media archives like newspaper or television; for that matter, i think a lot of old yearbooks are online now, too...

...anyway, if we're only counting web-first content, i didn't make my first website until like `94 and all my hosts before like 2005 are decades gone by now...