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Recently, there has been a rash of reports that are clearly inapplicable to the content being reported. For example, a subjectively funny blog screenshot being labeled “spam or abuse.”

From now on, this will result in the reporter being temporarily or permanently banned from the community.

The report button is NOT for posts or comments you personally do not like. Do not use the report button unless the post or comment is clearly violating a rule or there is an obvious problem with it. When you report something, we prefer that you select Other and describe what the problem is.

Thank you for your cooperation, carry on.

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submitted 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) by negativenull@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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submitted 16 hours ago by not_IO to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

https://mastodon.online/@danirabbit/114860599328330996

i love how woke has almost become a seal of approval at this point

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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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Alt Text:

Google photos on ios is literally a hostage situation. Remove key functionalities like copying an image or editing an image unless you give them full unrestricted access to your entire photo library. (The holy grail of surveillance capitalism data). Data extortion masquerading as a service.

OP

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some may call it loco, even

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submitted 2 days ago by carotte to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

Original tweet:

screenshot of only the tweet by @DKThomp: "Fascinating @benthompson vision of the future of the Internet—i.e.,'The Agentic Web' Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I tell ChatGPT 'Plan my 5-year-old's birthday next Saturday, budget $500. When you've made the reservation, email these 20 ppl a printable invitation to attend. Also my wife wants to go to England in mid-July. Find 5 plausible flights for the family and make several distinct itineraries. Finally, pls edit this work memo.' When I go to sleep, the Al agent negotiates slots with two bowling alleys, buys a cake, emails printable invites, plans the trip, copy-edits, etc."

Transcript

Screenshot of a Bluesky quote chain.

The first post, by @DKThomp on Twitter, says: "Fascinating @benthompson vision of the future of the Internet—i.e., 'The Agentic Web' Scenario: Before I go to sleep, I tell ChatGPT 'Plan my 5-year-old's birthday next Saturday, budget $500. When you've made the reservation, email these 20 ppl a printable invitation to attend. Also my wife wants to go to England in mid-July. Find 5 plausible flights for the family and make several distinct itineraries. Finally, pls edit this work memo.'

When I go to sleep, the Al agent negotiates slots with two bowling alleys, buys a cake, emails printable invites, plans the trip, copy-edits, etc."

It is quoted by Drew Harwell on Bluesky: "Wouldn't do this in a million years".

This quote is then quoted by @cinemashoebox.bsky.social: "Waking up to 20 angry parents of my son's friends wondering why they've been sent an invitation to a BRITOTHDYA PRRRYT featuring a picture of Elsa with three eyes and tits bigger than her head. meanhile my wife is boarding a plane for her 176 hour flight to England via four layovers in Antarctica"

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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

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