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Fuck this administration
The entire e administration as well as ice should be put into camps after this is said and done.
I prefer high security jail, and trials to make Nuremberg blush.
No socialism for fascists. They like the death penalty so much, I say 'oblige them', in no sweeter terms.
We really did not execute enough at Nuremberg. I agree that prison would be a waste with such crimes.
They keep unironically saying it's "open season" of Dems and liberals, so I say let's flip it the fuck around.
I have bad news for how the Nuremberg trials generally wound up.
Agreed. We gotta do better this time.
Have we not wasted enough resources on them? Put them to good use and bury them. Let's focus on rebuilding.
Honestly. Send them all to antarctica.
Put them all on a spacex starship (for maximum irony) and fly it into the sun. Livestream the entire months-long journey to the sun so we can watch them slowly go insane and turn against each other. 70% odds they don't even make it all the way to the sun😭
I've long advocated for a reality tv show where we send the richest assholes in society into a 1 way rocket trip to the sun.
That'll drive the flerfs wild!
My ISP every few months:
"We can upgrade yo-
Does the upload speed upgrade too?
"Well, no- click
My favorite is Spectum’s “Gig” (I guess too many people can’t pronounce 1 Gbps) plan is like, significantly slower than their 600 Mbps or even their 400 Mbps like 80% of the time.
One guhbips
Giga is the Spanish word, so they might just use it because it's more bilingual friendly
I doubt it has anything to do with Spanish. The G in Gbps stands for giga because that's the SI prefix for 10 to the power of 9 or 1000 bigger than mega. Calling it a gig is just a lazy wording.
I call it gig, it's a pretty common abbreviation IMO, like 32 gigs of ram.
I just switched ISPs because the one I had never gave me the speed I was paying out the ass for and had constant outages. I switched and became the first house in my street with fiber. Now everyone is getting it. My bill is also $50 less than it was before. Only upsides. I think the deals are so good because my new ISP used to be terrible until the company got bought out and renamed. Now they're the best around me by far.
I had AT&T Gigabit symmetric fiber once and it was glorious.
Well they makes me curious what the "upgrade" entails. 🤔 Have they ever told you?
Hey, that doesn't make any sense! In 2024, lemmy.ml assured us all that Biden hadn't made any improvements to America!
Again, if they have the technology to correctly bill you for those fees, they have the technology to tell you what they are before they bill you for them. It's the same damn thing.
Putting in the "fuck you" charge internally is easy.
Coming up with a convincing name on the bill is hard.
Looks like I'm aiming pringles can directional antennas at McDonalds again like the 00's.
pringles can is too small, you need a can 8cm in diameter minimum. 400ml cans won't do but bigger ones, 800ml, 1200ml will work https://www.wikarekare.org/Antenna/WaveguideCan.html
Old folgers coffee can it is.
Pringles is no yagi?
Internet in America has always been a ripoff.
But... The efficiency of consolidation!! /$
What would you expect in a 1st world country?
Gotta nationalize public utilities for that to be decent.
Especially when you consider how many subsidies the telecoms get
Yeah it's not even funny to taunt you any more. I mean in like 2014 sure, but today it's more sad.
This kind of shit is why the CFPB was and very much IS needed!
And also a classic case of regulatory capture, of course.
I can't really blame them. Counting all of that profit money takes a whole shitload of time and leaves very little room for value.
If you ever get tired of ISP garbage, Calyx offers unlimited internet as long as you are in 4G/5G range. Your payment also goes to supporting a privacy rights group instead of down the corporate drain
This is actually pretty neat.
The case, settled ten years after it was filed, influenced how the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) can acquire personal information. Inspired by this, Merrill founded the Calyx Institute, a 501(c)(3) organization, to raise awareness about online privacy, surveillance, and accessibility through software development, research advocacy, and cross-sector partnerships.
That sounds like a bigger nightmare
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2026
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