[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

OUT IN THE YARD AT RAAAM RANCH!

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Thank you so much. It was one of theost harrowing experiences of my life.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

It was like a lil beach sand bucket, but smaller and had a list of rum flavors on it. It is big enough to serve 6-8 folks but I downed the whole thing myself.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 10 hours ago

In the kitchen sink. My drunk ass was too wasted to use any critical thinking and I was just D I S T R A U G H T over that damn bucket. My mom gave it back to me and I took it to bed and slept with it by my pillow like a weirdo.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

Me and the boys at 3am lookin for some BEANS

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Got a rum bucket at a local bar ony 21st bday and they let me keep it because I asked nicely. My mom took it inside when we got back home and I forgot about it until like 2 hours later and sent this meme to almost everyone I knew because I wanted to know where the fuck my bucket was.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I started using men's antiperspirant a few years ago and it was a game changer. It works so much better for me and doesn't bother my skin. I also love the dumb names the scents have

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

I was watching Young Frankenstein with some friends in college in a secluded part of the student center and some rando came up to us and told us, in great detail, about how her cousin raped her repeatedly when they were younger.

Young Frankenstein was ruined for me and I still can't watch it a decade later.

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

The dude who owns the trailer park across the street from me almost had our entire street's zoning changed because he was trying to make a gated community. Turns out he didn't have permits to build everything he was and his whole plan fell apart. Then one of the prefab houses he had trucked in got hit by lightning and burned down. He also hasn't sold a single structure he's built.

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Lots of treats and grooming. :)

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I switched her blanket from her medium weight to light weight since the next few days are gonna be nice but the nights will be cold. I'm so happy with how much of a winter coat she got! It's gonna be so much fun to brush out!

She's also still maintaining a good weight!

She got an apple today, too. My little sister gave me a bag of apples she didn't want and told me that she wanted me to give them to the horses. I don't like raw apples most of the time, so I took them to the barn to share.

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I'm going on my first trail ride of 2026. My instructor's fiancee won't be around that day, so she's taking me, her friend, and one of her younger students on a trail ride.

We intend to be out for 2 hours, but may make the ride longer if we collectively want to lol. I'll be riding the horse named Ginger and I'm stoked. She's so fun to ride and is so pretty.

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Gotta pour one out for the homie.

He was an incredible lesson horse and took care of his riders. He was gentle and sweet and patient. He took me on my first trail ride in 12 years last year and was such a trooper, even when I fell off of him. He just stood there and waited for me to get back on.

Rip Buddy.

🫗

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After she decided to give me problems putting her halter on. She decided to escape her stall and take a jog around the barn and hold her head too high for me to reach. I wouldn't have been too upset about it normally, but I'd already been there for 2 hours and it was like 30F, so I was cooooold.

She also pretended to be eating her dinner when I went to get her because she knows that I don't bother her when she's eating. The thing is, she'd been done with her dinner for over an hour when I went to put her halter on.

It's good she's feeling good enough to give me the literal runaround, though lol.

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I walked into her stall with my parka hood up and she almost kicked my ass. I took my hood off and she calmed immediately and made a happy noise at me.

A good reminder that horses are unpredictable no matter how well you know them or how much training you put into them. The weirdest shit can set them off.

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We're supposed to get 8-12 inches of snow between tomorrow afternoon and Sunday, so I went to make sure Sandy's blanket was okay and that she has enough of her supplements to last until I'm not snowed in.

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He hates snow. We're gonna get 8-10 inches.

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I had to go back lol.

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Like just add shit to the end to catch up in time

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 132 points 1 year ago

It's not even a catchphrase. It's a threat

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