The correct reply to "you're beautiful too" is "do you think I have a chance with her?"

Want.

Harry Potter is like Stonetoss.

Wow, I didn't know about the dickwolves thing until now. That's a very PizzaCake thing to happen.

The books have lots of issues. The racist names, the Jewish caricature goblins, the villification of asexuality, the slave heads in santa hats, the fatphobia, the misogyny, the problematic gay allegory... I don't blame kids for not picking up on that stuff, but any adult who still likes those books is a conservative.

Let's see if I can change that.

Elon, waffle, elon in a waffle
Elon, waffle, elon in a waffle
Dip it all in mashed potatoes!

Carly Rae Jepsen is awesome. I dislike all her other music, but Call Me Maybe is great. Violins in pop was an awesome trend and one day the world will come to its senses and do it again for a few short years.

Aww, thanks!

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This is to stop your bed from flying away when you read books

This is a really great drawing of Trump. I love the character here. He looks like such a ghoul.

It's truly bad, I'm lucky they released such an intensely mid comic on the very day I chose to liken it to PizzaCake (Which is also often mid, but has got a lot better since she went more controversial)

Here's today's comic: