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Alt TextBluesky post by user @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social that reads,

I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE

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[-] Filetternavn 68 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

sudo rm -rf --no-preserve-root / should do the trick! It'll let the OS know it's nothing compared to you.

Note: PLEASE DO NOT RUN THIS ON YOUR COMPUTER, IT IS A JOKE

[-] lemonhead2@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

but if u use rm -fr instead it only removes the French language pack...

[-] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 months ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What's the looping command? It's a bunch of symbols.

Edit: the fork bomb. TY commenters

[-] Filetternavn 32 points 2 months ago

Are you asking about a fork bomb? That's just :(){ :|:& };:

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 2 months ago
[-] bequirtle@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago
[-] lime@feddit.nu 44 points 2 months ago
:() {      # define a function named ":".
 :         # run the function named ":"
   | :     # pass the output to the function named ":"
       &   # run this line in the background.
};         # end of definition
    :      # call the function ":".

in case anyone was curious.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago

If you replace : with "loop" it becomes pretty clear. The only 'weird' thing is using punctuation as a function name.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

it's not just looping; every instance starts two instances of itself waiting for input. it's basically doing

async def fork(): 
    f = fork()
    await fork(await f)

...except python doesn't start the second call until its arguments are evaluated, while shell does.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, "loop" was a poor choice of keywords. My point was that replacing : with a more plain identifier helps it make sense. :)

[-] Wirlocke 3 points 2 months ago

I think it's meant to be confusing. If you're unfamiliar with code, you'll likely glaze over the random string of symbols and assume it's like broken HTML or JSON or something.

Hell even if you are a programmer, I think most programmers assume you can't use a colon in a variable or function name, much less just a colon.

[-] rbos@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Definitely. But it's worth expending some skull meat to understand what's going on. :)

In some of my university classes I liked to use Hiragana characters (from Japanese) for variables and function names, just to be a jerk.

[-] lime@feddit.nu 3 points 1 month ago

learning that the shell [[ is a function and ]] is an argument definitely did something to my brain.

[-] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 2 months ago
[-] espurr@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

Not sure but it looks like I'm hacking my com

[-] megopie@beehaw.org 3 points 2 months ago

Recursively force delete the listed directory, so not just delete the directory, but go through anything below and delete that too, and the / is the root directory. So it deletes everything.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Somehow, the exact second I've finished reading this meme i knew i would have find this comment below.

To be clear that command would wipe out everything. So please DON'T play with the nuclear option in your terminal.

[-] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That note is unnecessary. I'd say if you are stupid enough to copy a command you find on the Internet and run it without knowing what it does, you deserve the consequences lol

[-] 20cello@lemmy.world 55 points 2 months ago
[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 32 points 2 months ago

A user who doesn't know sudo is like a man with a donkey dick that doesn't get hard

[-] djsoren19 21 points 2 months ago

only cowards use sudo. Real chads stay in root at all times

[-] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Real chads use sudont

[-] Wirlocke 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Set the permissions of your root directory to any and all users recursively.

If a virus or hacker wants to swing, you face them head on!

[-] jasoman@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Call up Linus if your heart is void of windows he will answer.

[-] verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone 35 points 2 months ago

Just remember: The kernel can smell your fear.

[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 19 points 2 months ago

Every time it looks at me funny I run dd if=/dev/u random of=/dev/kmem bs=1 count=1 skip=$RANDOM

Let it know you ain't no bitch

[-] Foni@piefed.zip 29 points 2 months ago

Pfft, only a true beta user uses BlueSky. Real men tame their own Mastodon server.

[-] tutter 23 points 2 months ago

Gotta tune down the aura, you're mogging the kernel, who is a bit nervous at times

[-] GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile, here I am getting pegged by KDE cause I failed to properly research what migrating to Linux entailed.

[-] orenj@leminal.space 2 points 1 month ago
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