Eating them is much less bad.
Conservatives in 1998: The president told a lie, impeach.
Conservatives in 2028: Trump said it's legal for him to run again, and I have no reason not to believe him. Honest guy, tells it like it is.
*raped
Why are you against eating children? It should be fine as long as they are killed humanely and you use all body parts right?
Soylent green has been on the market for years now and no one complains.
It's people!
How does it taste?
Catch and release. There's always next year to think about....
And the Qanon Pizzagate people are nowhere to be found when they would be the loudest people online about this issue.
In 2030: Yes, I ate a few children, but I didn't eat YOU.

If God didn't want us to eat children, why did he make them so damn delicious?
"What's the charge? Eating a child? A succulent human child?"
I ate a few children, but none of them are alive anymore.
I mean, who didn't? Can any of you really say you haven't eaten a child? It had immigrant parents, so it's fine.
I remember the days when we criticized the president for wearing tan suits and eating the wrong type of mustard
And the drone strikes
And the helmet. Don't forget that he looked weak, because he was wearing a bicycle helmet, while riding a bicycle.
He's saluting while holding a coffee! rwyhersdhfshagsdfsdfakl!$@#%
That the kind of shit I wish I could’ve gotten away with in the Marines. Saluting with a hot dog would have been peak American.
I’m seeing Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.
I bet he did eat them.
Everything is about ~~sex~~ the kids, except ~~sex~~ the kids. ~~Sex~~ The kids is about power.
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