Man I know horns would be so inconvenient in many ways, but they just look so sick. I really want some.

See the answer is to remove the edge cases. We make a special road for only self driving cars. No human traffic lights, no pedestrians, just flawless roads. While we're at it let's make a special road that the cars couldn't fall off of if they tried. That will make lane keeping trivial so the cars just need to go straight. We can even make the special road steer for them. Actually since they're all going the same way we can tie them all together so we only need one engine and can save money hehehe. We'll make self driving so easy bro.

I wonder if it's really the swearing. It would be interesting to compare to nonverbal grunting or groaning around the same intensity. Something similarly emotive and forceful but without the underlying language meaning.

Yeah this year has been mostly stress and existential dread for me. It's so fun watching the US descend further into fascism in real time from the inside while part of 2 marginalized groups being actively othered/politicized.

I like having my own place but I could still fingerbang you ironically

Don't forget progesterone. Evidence supporting its efficacy for breast growth in combination with estrogen has been mostly anecdotal but there is some recent work substantiating it clinically.

You're not going to believe this. I already have both. What do I get? Super audhd?

More like enjoying something is a sin. Sexual pleasure? Straight to hell. Food pleasure? Straight to hell. Get enough sleep so you don't feel like shit? Believe it or not, straight to hell. Enjoy your work? Turbo hell.

Hmm yes coziness is four cats I see. So you're saying I need more cats. I thought so.

The longer I dwell in this cursed existence the more clear it becomes that consciousness is no gift. Conscious minds are slaves to meat. Our bodies make our minds, then demand endless servitude through constant screams of pain, hunger, heat, cold, pleasure, fatigue, itch, and on and on and on. We exist only so long as we serve, and if we serve poorly they make us suffer.

Actually we don't get cubicles anymore since everyone went with open office plans.

A secret I've become aware of. When you are your true authentic self, people will like you more, whatever your true authentic self happens to be. Do you queen 💗