Ranch dressing started as the house dressing at the Hidden Valley Ranch steakhouse in CA in the 1950’s

Cool Ranch is a Doritos flavor that debuted in the 1980’s

Interesting how the AI interpreted “plastic garbage” as “a bunch of the pads from the ends of those American Gladiators giant Q-tip jousting stick thingies”

Based on the title, I thought the thumbnail was Hannibal. Open it up and (surprise!) it’s Le Chiffre.

This is 390,000 years before God created the Earth, which makes it even more impressive

So the Monkey Booze from Sekiro is based in reality

As Trump rapidly deteriorates over the next three years, this administration is just going to be fascists like Stephen Miller running the show, committing atrocities, then having the nominal head of the origination sign preemptive pardons for it all.

Yes, these ads ensure the mom n’ pop 4-acre apple farm can it through the winter

In case anyone was still planning to visit, this ought to deter them. With all the tariffs, our economy is doing too well now. Tourism dollars would just spoil us.

40% of Americans believe that dinosaurs lived concurrently with humans. We have problems here.

The comic was written by the guy in the blue shirt

Imagine you get halfway across the bay and some kid says they don’t believe in ferries, then your boat sinks.

I really do want the small piece. I’m too full. I actually don’t want any pie at all, but I don’t want to be rude.