You require documentation so you can check if they have a criminal past. If there's no documentation then treat them like someone on parole and give them an ankle monitor. It's not rocket science, we just our politicians' job security depends on not fixing problems.

Also you have absolute immunity just in case there is any friendly fire

Oh, so there's a 40% chance he's a wife beater as well.

The pinkertons have entered the chat

Don't worry, the America's free market provides many paramilitary groups to shutdown those pesky unions and curious journalists. No need for government involvement!

We tried to have navy seals plant listening devices in North Korea ahead of a summit, it did not go well. People say nukes, but I think their security is a whole nother level, like our government rarely knows where those leaders are at a given moment.

And he encouraged others to do so. It is almost like this is a bigger issue for women or girls for some reason. I'm probably sexist for noticing.

Also fun: calling in and you are told your healthcare was canceled, you ask why only to be told that is confidential. Good times.

Joking about how right wing ~~cis~~ transphobic women are „actually“ just men in drag

FTFY

People become more tribal under scarcity conditions and the scarcity is largely artificial.

Luigi is more popular than Congress right now.

I mean we should all be able to leave our desk to go pick up a prescription for ourselves or a family member. That's the problem, not that parents are the only ones with the privilege.

The discrimination in regards to parents is real. In an interview I was asked if I would be able to keep up with a demanding schedule because I have kids. In my experience, women with children get the opposite end of that consideration than with men being considered bread winners. This is messed up any way you slice it.

That's funny from a guy who just got appointed to a made up job in a made up department.