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Dummies Guide to Women (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 103 points 4 months ago
[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 60 points 4 months ago

Hey, Bev is a beautiful woman with her own complex inner thoughts, desires, hopes, and dreams!

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 82 points 4 months ago

I blame romance movies and novels and such. It's such utter bullshit, how the stereotypical storyline is that she rejects him at first and then he's just really ~~desperate~~ persistent and then she eventually softens up and they're married ever after.

Some women like that little dance of rejecting and the guy not giving up, but even then only if they think you're cute beforehand.
But most women will just find that creepy and off-putting. They want to have a partner they actually find attractive themselves, not just any partner who finds them attractive enough to persist through humiliation.

[-] racketlauncher831@lemmy.ml 25 points 4 months ago

I blame them too.

The stereotype need to die.

Some men take rejections seriously. If you blow them off then they move on. In some cases men find it really hurts because they know they'll be good together.

Can we go back to when no Tinder, no social media to carry out these "modern" romance practice please? No more stupid romance movies. And please every country pass a law to put a disclaimer on Jane Austen's books, saying "This romance story never happened."

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 17 points 4 months ago

The guys in these romance movies also tend to be fairly handsome and charming. The rejections are more often because the woman has had bad experiences with men and is careful. Or something else like that. Or maybe she's got an abusive boyfriend she hasn't left yet. Whereas in real life it's entirely possible to just not be that person's type.

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[-] darthelmet@lemmy.world 66 points 4 months ago

Instructions unclear. Fucked a vending machine.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 49 points 4 months ago

Don't be nice to women, got it!

  • alpha bros
[-] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 44 points 4 months ago

I will fuck the vending machine ๐Ÿ™ thx

[-] pixeltree 19 points 4 months ago

That coin slot has me feelin all kinds of ways

[-] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 10 points 4 months ago

The slotussy is lubricated fr fr chat

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[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 44 points 4 months ago

It's a bit of an overgeneralization to act like men are sex-obsessed and view relationships as a transaction where they can purchase sex by being nice.

It's human to want love and care, but so many people view men as only wanting sex, so if a man complains about being lonely, isolated, or being unloved, it seems like everyone jumps to the conclusion that he's only talking about sex. Then they scorn him, reinforcing the pattern of loneliness and building the sense of frustration and being a victim of ostracization.

Likewise, if a man is kind to a woman he'll generally be regarded with suspicion, like "what are you trying to get out of this?" Some people just value kindness and try to be nice for the sake of being nice; but if it lands them with accusations and scorn then it'll only go on so long before they stop. And then people will scorn them either for being rude to women or snubbing them. It seems it's impossible to be a man in the vicinity of women without opening oneself to being labeled as a misogynist, no matter what you do.

The reality is that men are also conscious and complex human beings, and depicting them as these simple and one-dimensional sex pests isn't really moving the dialogue forward. All it does is give women a temporary feeling of moral superiority which they then chase like any other addiction.

[-] ppue@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

The comic doesn't talk about 'all men' or even 'men' at all. There are all sorts of people acting like this and if you don't, you don't have to defend yourself or attack your imagined adversary.

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[-] UnGlasierteGurke@feddit.org 40 points 4 months ago

this does also count for vending machine with human soul, right?

[-] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

I'm 85% sure that vending machine is a guy

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

A guy vending machine who inexplicably every woman wants to whatever fucking reason

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Because tasty food, apparently

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[-] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago

I don't think it's dumbed down enough. Where do I put the money, again?

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago

In your urethra, and then you shoot it out during sex. Sex work is generally outlawed because this practice is so dangerous.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 10 points 4 months ago

That's some low quality facts.

[-] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 8 points 4 months ago

Jesus, that's some next level sounding shit...

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

In my wallet.

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[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

If you're just after sex and can't get any via casual hook ups from bars / dating apps / fetish groups then just pay a consenting adult for sex.

If you're after genuine human connection and a relationship then you should work on yourself to be someone you'd like to be in a relationship with.

[-] _druid@sh.itjust.works 24 points 4 months ago

The Oblivion persuasion wheel did not adequately prepare me for actual relationships.

[-] psivchaz@reddthat.com 23 points 4 months ago

Nah I think it's a pretty simple algorithm still: don't be weirder than you are attractive. It's just that there's really wildly varying ideas on what's weird or attractive.

[-] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 33 points 4 months ago

Who'd want to be with someone they don't think is weird? Sounds boring.

[-] Cavemanfreak@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago

There's weird, and then there's weird. You need to be the right kind of weird.

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[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

What if I just want a small bag of pretzels that are overly priced, and likely stale? Can I still have sex with the vending machine to get those?

[-] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 8 points 4 months ago

Well it's not an exclusive OR, so yes if you also have coin.

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[-] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 months ago

you can program anybody to like you, just because we're complex beings doesn't mean we don't have consistent behavioural traits

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[-] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago

Whats up with these new accounts posting so much with 0 comments? I hope this wont delete itself.

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[-] Scotty_Trees@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

OP this isn't going to help you get laid.

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[-] JuliaSuraez@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

The comic lands because itโ€™s really about basic respect and communication, not โ€œrules.โ€ Simple ideas, but easy to forget.

[-] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Should be titled "women, a guide for redditors", right? Right?! Up top ๐Ÿคš

^^fuckin ^^got ^^em

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Wow you did it, you solved incels /s

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