oh I didn't realize you could just unscrew the middle part. I was aware of the lentil trick, but with a metal BB instead.

ETA: with the BB, superglue it to the inside of the valve stem cover so, if they don't check, after they fill the tire and replace the stem cap it will just depress the needle again and the tire will deflate.

I kind of felt this way about Goblin Slayer. I think that's the one, anyway.

ooh any good resources on the valve stem thing?

I'm curious how easy it is

Yes, some of us have good credit.

I'm not sure my insurance fraud covers mental health.

I hope she suffers when she dies.

same. There is one windows computer still in this house and it's unplugged. Everything else is Linux, Android, or FreeBSD based.

I dated a girl once who was amazed by the "pocket" in my boxer-briefs until she found it it was actually just the weird hole thing they put in the front that acts as a fly.

honestly, among other things, they say things like "cope and seethe" lmao

I get that you were being satirical but it didn't translate well to me either haha

My next phone will run Linux, even if it is inconvenient.

As soon as this phone is paid off, I'll be changing from Google Fi as well. Which sucks because it's hella cheap.

Books weren't designed to be addictive and make you lose track of time.

Maybe not all books, but a good book is, to me, quite addictive and causes me to lose track of time.

After reading the article though, I'm realizing I'm not a typical bathroom user. I've always had digestive issues unrelated to books and cell phones, so my loo time is much longer than average, it seems. I must be one of those 7%.

not to defend smart phones, but I used to read books on the toilet before phones became popular and never had a problem. What's different about a phone?