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I wonder if God is getting enough sleep
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That was just a warning sunrise. If God was actually angry you'd be on fire
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By the power of narrative convenience
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Barely-adequate king rules our mediocracy
https://www.oglaf.com/doctor-hexagon/
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I was stung by bees, got hives
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the bee family is called "Anthophila" Did they start it with "Ant" just to fuck with us?
https://www.oglaf.com/theodicy/
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idiot box
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why do bad things happen to good people? Because Jar of bats.
https://www.oglaf.com/old-st-nick/
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the festive spirit
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We're not saying your Christmas gifts were made by enslaved loved ones. They're mostly strangers.
https://www.oglaf.com/christmasspecial/
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No, December is when theyâll be expecting it
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Soon after, the innkeeper fell pregnant too.
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combat millinery
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we challenge you to an indoor battle, somewhere with really low ceilings.
https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/8/
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they did the puppet show again at the next house.
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The god of lies went on to take a mortal lover and sire a half-truth.
https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/7/
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gods need clear limits
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the god of lies has a hymn book but it's mostly screaming
https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/6/
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sucker-punch
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can too much violence in puppet shows de-sensitise you to the plight of real-world puppets?
https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/5/
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you can probably trust the trickster character.
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Throw down the bat and let's negotiate in high-pitched voices.
https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/4/
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oh yeah, baby, you fit like a glove puppet
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I think the puppet's doing ventriloquism for the other puppet.
https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/3/
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good sandwiches, too
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for god bites, wash the area with soap and water and apply a clean bandage
https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/2/
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nested gods, like they don't have in Russia
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I once did an unnatural act with a nature god
https://www.oglaf.com/godoflies/
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lots of throwing thunderbolts in the talent section
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I'm interested to see who God thanks on winning a beauty pageant.
https://www.oglaf.com/killthemessenger/2/
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ask about skeleton food delivery
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Contouring looks great on a skull too.
https://www.oglaf.com/killthemessenger/
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less wind resistance
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If it's really bad news, send a clown courier
https://www.oglaf.com/specialty-breeds/
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not literally breeds
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accept crown, cry, eat runners-up.
https://www.oglaf.com/allconsuminganus/
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use lots of lube
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there's a supermassive anus at the centre of most known galaxies.
https://www.oglaf.com/gaugamela/
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have we tried spicing things up with spices?
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then we fought the Parthians, dressed as naughty nurses
https://www.oglaf.com/magmachamber/2/
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sorry to vent
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If you're a volcano god, always tell your lover when you're about to erupt
https://www.oglaf.com/magmachamber/
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if that ring of fire doesn't clear up, see a doctor
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the three types of volcano and what to get them for their birthday
https://www.oglaf.com/scroll-work/2/
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the bronzy age gives way to the irony age
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The vikings were as skilled in craft as they were at murder. Perhaps that's true for etsy.
Oglaf
Posts and discussion about the Oglaf webcomic. Many of the comics are NSFW, please tag appropriately.
This comic started out as an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into a sex comedy pretty much immediately
Posting new comics, and old comics until we're caught up