A slideshow would be great when my hands are full of toys

I definitely had a mom that resented me. Looking back, I was treated differently for sure. I have no doubt in my mind that when my parents found out that their second child was going to be twins, my existence was cursed purely by being the second born twin. Oh well, I can only move forward. I'm glad she's dead.

Probably the same ridiculously optimistic Toad from the Mario movie.

All I use reddit for is porn now, so the ads are really easy to spot. Like if I see someone trying to show me tupperware when I was just looking at goth girls and femboys, I know to keep scrolling.

That boy is soooooo mmmmmmoist.

A24 and Blumhouse will always get the benefit of the doubt from me, at least for me checking them out. Paying for a theater experience has to be for a movie I'm super hyped for, however.

They could have just worked for the prison system, then they'd get a regular paycheck to enforce slavery.

this guy FUCKS

The Holocene Extinction, better known as The Big Six by professionals in that field. May also be annotated as The Plastic Apocalypse.

Haven't you heard? Autocracy is all the rage these days. Just where have you been, darling?

You have more in common with those soldiers than you do with the warpigs pulling the strings that led them to their deaths.

"Hey, let's go eat the rich, soldier!"

-Karlach from my daydreams