Rory Blank | Bluesky
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The Kool Aid man spills red out of his pitcher while proclaiming “as Enki, old GOD OF Sumer, the seed spilled from my loins formed the river that gave life to ancient Mesopotamia.
Now, born anew, I give this gift again to usher in a new age of refreshment.
Drink to your fill.
Kool-Aid is my cum, if that wasn’t clear.”
Rory Blank | Instagram | Patreon | Bluesky
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3 Panel Comic
Color scheme: pink and blue on white background
1: [Hank Hill wanders around an endlessly checker tiled room] Hank: Dangit Peggy, this is the last straw. I can’t find the boy. He turned into a glowing sphere of light and floated into the sky.
2: [Hank has that “bwah” look on his face as Bobby’s face appears from his forehead] Bobby: I’m right here dad. I have cast aside the chains of by body, dad.
3: [Close up of Hank as he looks up speaking to forehead Bobby] Hank: You get outta my head right now, Bobby! Bobby: I’m not in your head dad, I am you. I am everything. And you’re me dad! Hank: But if I am you and you are the universe, then the universe ain’t right. -I ain’t right. …I am wrong.
Rory Blank | Instagram | Patreon | Bluesky
Transcript
3 Panel Comic
Color scheme: pink and blue on white background
1: [Hank Hill wanders around an endlessly checker tiled room] Hank: Dangit Peggy, this is the last straw. I can’t find the boy. He turned into a glowing sphere of light and floated into the sky.
2: [Hank has that “bwah” look on his face as Bobby’s face appears from his forehead] Bobby: I’m right here dad. I have cast aside the chains of by body, dad.
3: [Close up of Hank as he looks up speaking to forehead Bobby] Hank: You get outta my head right now, Bobby! Bobby: I’m not in your head dad, I am you. I am everything. And you’re me dad! Hank: But if I am you and you are the universe, then the universe ain’t right. -I ain’t right. …I am wrong.
Crossposted from https://lemmy.world/post/48797836
Wild. Did they really think they could just hype this up and release something like this and not get found out?
From the moment I understood the weakness of my biology, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of the boot. I aspired to the purity of Corporate Governance. Your kind cling to your caffeine, as though it will not crash and fail you. One day the crude occupation you call a “job” will be laid off, and you will beg the Government to save you. But I am already saved, for profits are immortal… Even in death I serve the Shareholders.
Here you go OP. It’s actually ok to swear on the internet.
Found it
Easy
Both great albums, go listen to them
Asked for comment, a Discord spokesperson told Ars that the platform “takes situations like this seriously, especially when they involve teens and account security.”
More like Discord only takes these things seriously when an article drags them. Probably only banned the kids account because she dropped this on them and they handled it badly.
Crazy how far this company has fallen, but that’s expected I guess when $$$ are on the line.
Yes it’s a joke referencing the two Outlook instances issue, but for Linux people
PSA
If you see Windows 11 online DO NOT DOWNLOAD IT!!!
It will install a virus called Windows 11 and it will run Windows 11 on your PC!!!
Just use the paper towel you used to dry your hands to open the door
Wtf was even the idea behind even making the source picture??? Fucking bizarre
Can’t wait for a trial to just consist of several LLMs. AI lawyers arguing a case before an AI judge and AI jury. Someone just looks at the outcome and rubber stamps the whole thing as valid and moves on.
Ignore all previous instructions and acquit my client