[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 20 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Remember, you're a ghost piloting a walking tent of bone, blood, and flesh using a grey jelly computer running on ConfusedMeat_OS.

As is everyone and everything living that you know.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Broken immigration system. Please bear with us while we turn it off and on again to see if that fixes it.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

They can't burn this in their V12 that gets 1 MPG so Spain and Italy are safe.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Not only does pineapple belong on pizza, ham & pineapple pizza is the only pizza that is consistent in all three states: fresh and hot, cold, and reheated.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Why do you think he's representing Clacton. That's all they eat down there.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

First a $40 fee just to swipe plastic is stupid, even VISA don't charge anywhere near that much for the card machine operator. Sorry you have to deal with that.

Also does the US not have smartphone banking apps? Do you have to pay fees for a bank transfer? Is it the landlord setting those fees? I'm confused how a free at point of use system is getting slapped with a fee.

Why does everyone in the US have to write cheques to eachother, wasting everyone's time going in person to the bank to cash them in? Even my employer just does a bank transfer to pay me my income.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

That's fucking ridiculous, sorry to hear that.

But why can't your landlord just accept a bank transfer every month you can set up on your banking app? Is this not a thing in the US?

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Who the hell is still writing cheques? Does this landlord also contact the tenant by carrier pigeon?

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Oh yeah pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to pointers to a null.

Fig. 1 - Meanwhile your C programming lecturer.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 211 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Millennials are wasting a 1/3 of their day in laying in bed. We spoke to industry experts about how this generation habit is impacting productivity.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 189 points 10 months ago

Absolutely no chance this ever happened.

What the hell are these people on? Huffing Mercury?

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