Surely you can sue Samsung here? The cost of that hotel and rescheduled flight (and, if he's American, the emergency hospital cost) are some pretty damn obvious damages even if other factors like emotional impact are not permitted.

I wonder how they got it off. Doesn’t look like they cut it.

Probably could have removed it himself with string and lubricant if he were not an idiot that buys a fucking smart ring.

That's not really a spicy pillow is it.

Mode like a spicy... Hmmm. Scrunchie?

Hah, first thing that I thought of.

There are smart chastity cages already, I guess this will fill the niche of people wanting to compare erection strength

You're not worried about it slipping off constantly?

:D

I haven't even looked but I can almost guarantee you this already exists.

Some of them require a subscription to access all features AFTER paying $300-500 for the ring 🫠

You could certainly build a ring that unfolds or at least isn't a full circle around your finger if you weren't obsessed with encroaching intoj an existing jewelry format for marketing reasons.

Of course that would imply that there's a need of some kind to have a headless computer around your finger, which... there isn't?

They swell up and get stuck on your finger! Pretty cool innovation if you ask me 😎 🆒

They are supposed to be monitoring your health (blood pressure, pulse). I think they also try to make some claims about your sleep pattern.

Essentially it is a gadget for people trying to "optimize" their lifes.

Usually do the fitness tracking stuff of a smart watch in the form factor of a ring.

Samething a smart watch does, but don't tell time yet.as far as I know.

Explode, as far as I can tell

a fitness ring has to be one of the dumbest things I can think of. Fingers swell a lot for various reasons, and you already want a ring somewhat snug so it doesn't fall off, so when it swells you get it even more snug, so you add a battery so it possible has its own issues. But now you can't cut it off in an emergency, and you can't repair it even if you do cut it off, you just sacrifice a couple hundred bucks for something that is less effective, less efficient, more dangerous than a watch that gives you more features.