[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 minutes ago

it looks both boring and exhausting from what I’ve seen of it

It's basically offline Black Desert online from what I've seen, so that checks out

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 2 hours ago

Ever since I've seen and played systems were armor is damage reduction instead of damage avoidance, AC became silly :)

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 2 hours ago

I'll go out a limb and guess that, since this is apparently lawyer related, the jeenius is used to defending high net worth criminals, and may be one such

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 3 hours ago

For most kids, getting rid of something they like for a day or weekend tends to be enough of a punishment. From that story, tho? Parents were going waaaaaaaay overboard

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

It is also taste tested by humans

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 5 points 3 hours ago

I know one that dresses like a ninja and can breathe fire, tho

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 9 points 14 hours ago

So, time to mark slop as "not slop" and good stuff as "extremely slop"? About the only way we can poison this shit, until they figure out and eliminate the users doing poisoning

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 14 hours ago

Surely they can use AI to detect AI

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 17 points 14 hours ago

Smarter girls ask the boy if he thinks he could take on an animal (cat, snake, gorilla, horse) on a 1v1 fight and how it'd go

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 14 hours ago

electric racket noise intensifies

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 16 hours ago

This tweet would've been even better if it was from ~2014, because it was true even back then

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 16 hours ago

Yes, and he can bend reality to his whim, so essentially a god.

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/47341163

Remember Win Elvis-n-Space? Or Lemmings Paintball? Or even Odyssey Legend of Nemesis?

Found this little gem of a site recently. Unfortunately, it hasn't been updated in a while (last blog post is from Sep 2025)

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Remember Win Elvis-n-Space? Or Lemmings Paintball? Or even Odyssey Legend of Nemesis?

Found this little gem of a site recently. Unfortunately, it hasn't been updated in a while (last blog post is from Sep 2025)

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Don't invite the math nerds here, they'll count the actual time since

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Greeks and Romans would frequently curse anyone they didn't like, writing it as a curse on a lead sheet, roll it up and pierce it with a nail and put in a specific place, depending on the curse.

Given the amount of such tablets found, they probably cursed someone every other week.

For extra photos - https://www.romanbaths.co.uk/roman-curse-tablets

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cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/46122408

I was looking for youtube alternatives and came across this site. Looks like a good place to post shitpost videos and all other sorts of crazy stuff.

For every video link, the upper image is the video preview, the lower half is the uploader's profile pic

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submitted 3 weeks ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/196

I was looking for youtube alternatives and came across this site. Looks like a good place to post shitpost videos and all other sorts of crazy stuff.

For every video link, the upper image is the video preview, the lower half is the uploader's profile pic

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Decided to bite the bullet and learn PHP, which is used for nearly everything at my job. My starting voyage was to mess around with "pure php", as in, no frameworks, no libraries, not even javascript, just the basic server with v8.3 running and some (currently very shitty) CSS styling.

So, I decided to go with a 2 step process: first, a site for me to post my stuff, with the possibility for external users to make accounts and leave comments. Step 2 would be making a forum where said users can interact. Before I began coding anything, I wrote down the database specification, though it's still "open for debate". I also didn't pay attention and made all tables as MyISAM initially instead of InnoDB, which made me lose all foreign keys, thankfully easily remedied given the small size of the project.

Thus far, I've got the user creation, listing, login (with hashed password), post creation and post viewing working. Visitors, normal users and admin see different links and forms, depending on pages, all with inline php code in appropriate pages - for instance, (unlogged) visitors don't see a comment box when reading a post. I'm currently working on the user edit page.

Anyway, why do I think I'm doing a lot of "wrongs"? For starters, I'm not using classes. At all. Functions are being added "globally" to one of 3 include somepage.php; that are in every page; every database related function - select all, select 1, update, are all in the db.php file. So, every page load is also loading the entire list of database functions, plus a bunch of html-automation related functions, even when none of them are used. Since PDO::fetch() returns an array with mapped keys (ie: $result['column1']), I feel like I have "no good reason" to use classes, especially as I'm still putting some finishing touches on the tables. I mean, I can access the relevant data with $bla['column_name'];, which is all I need thus far.

A lot of the resulting html comes from echo, some of it from functions to handle it more easily, like passing an array so a "global" function of mine returns it as neatly organized <td> elements.

There is no MVC, just good ol' <a href> and <form method=post> where they need to be. All my forms' actions call a separate php page that's just code to handle the form, always as POST, in order to check blank fields, size and character constraint, etc.

I've no doubt that, as is, my project has a number of security holes, though cross-site scripting and session poisoning are not among them. I did try sql injection and couldn't get it to work, so good on me.

As awful as this project might be against "the real world" use, I feel weirdly proud of what I'm achieving. Is there a name for this feeling, of pride for something you know is subpar?

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