I need to feel my hand has closed it so when I shut doors, I try reopening them twice

The girls are alright, witches are making a comeback, nature is healing

Lincoln memorial pool is being painted blue for repairs. Some people think it is illegal and/or looks ugly CNN

For multiple images you should use an external uploader (catbox.more, imgur) then put the images in the post body using ![alt text](link).

I hope someone makes a pull request for multiple images in the post to Lemmy. I don't know about other fediverse platforms.

Looks like the loud vs silent approach to heists in GTA V

Look, they can make experiments, the problem is that every single one they do proves the earth is round.

I love the experiment flat earthers used in a Netflix documentary. They put a light source and two panels with small holes at the same height in them to focus the light. If the earth is flat, a camera would capture the light if it is at the same height as the last hole:

Picture showing a flat earth with the holes and camera at the same height

And if the earth is round, the camera would need to be higher to capture the light

The diagram now shows the man at the end holding the camera over his head to capture the light

When they checked the experiment at the same height, there was no light. Thinking it was a problem with the setup, they raised the camera and the light appeared. Their comment was "Huh" or something similar.

As far as I know, there are no flat earth explanations for this result.

Love the linux community fixing a CVE in less than a week

I just don't like that multiple words sound the same

Translation: I think jobs should still hire you whether you have felony, misdemeanor or assault and battery charges

English is a broken language

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Jesus, rule the wheel (files.catbox.moe)

Artist: Centurii-chan bluesky

Alt TextTwo panel comic inside a car with two characters in the first panel.

The passenger, a voluptuous woman, says "Thanks for picking me up. I know how much you dislike driving."

The driver answers "no problemo, we're just gonna take a detour if you don't mind"

Next panel the passenger says "I really appreciate it, even if you were 4 hours away. You are a really good friend"

A sign warning the road gets bumpy can be seen outside the passenger window.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 255 points 2 years ago

The autopilot will turn off just before hitting them to make you liable anyway

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 261 points 2 years ago

I can't believe that the old "tell me where so I can avoid it" worked, the ai really has the intelligence of a 5yo

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