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[-] tatann@lemmy.world 73 points 1 month ago

Can't wait for the smart 🐓 ring 🤓

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 month ago

There are smart chastity cages already, I guess this will fill the niche of people wanting to compare erection strength

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 27 points 1 month ago

...I might lack some imagination, but... why? Why does such a thing need any smart-features? Does it play "BOYOYOYOIINNGGGG!" sound effects when a user pops a boner?

[-] OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

So you can hacked and asked for a ransom.

Advanced findom.

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 month ago
[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

That is legitimately one of the use cases. People buy one and then hand the keys (so to speak) to someone remote, maybe even a findom content creator online.

I don't get the appeal, but it's a thing.

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

... huh, well, as long as everyone participating is happy with the arrangement, I guess.

To me that just sounds like a privacy/security nightmare waiting to happen. But... maybe that's part of it? I dunno.

[-] tatann@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Nice, now I want one for real

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

beavis soundpack dlc when

[-] figjam@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago

Sure. That sounds glorious

[-] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If it does I'm buying one.

[-] SkyeStarfall 3 points 1 month ago

So that it can be remotely controlled

There's a good amount of design space that exists for remotely controlled sex toys

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If it has vibration that can be remotely controlled it's a billion dollar idea.

[-] Malix@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

fairly sure all kinds of vibrators have been figured out already.

But also, I can't help but to think hearing a faint buzzing in a meeting, and everyone just stares and asks "you gonna answer or cancel that call already?" BOJOINNGGG

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah but do regular ones tell you data about the erection? Tumescence, blood pressure, heartbeat rate, HRV, temperature, galvanic response. All important metrics to someone I'm sure

[-] CameronDev@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

You're not worried about it slipping off constantly?

:D

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 7 points 1 month ago

I haven't even looked but I can almost guarantee you this already exists.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

They do. tbh, it's not great. Basically only use it with a partner so it's more the connection with the partner that gets me off more than anything else.

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

A smart rooster ring?

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What is Cyberpunk?

Cyberpunk is a science-fiction sub-genre dealing with the integration of society and technology in dystopian settings. Often referred to as “low-life and high tech,” Cyberpunk stories deal with outsiders (punks) who fight against the oppressors in society (usually mega corporations that control everything) via technological means (cyber). If the punks aren’t actively fighting against a megacorp, they’re still dealing with living in a world completely dependent on high technology.

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