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[-] oftheair 51 points 2 weeks ago

Then she should be shown care, love and understanding ๐Ÿ™‚.

[-] hazl 23 points 2 weeks ago

Hypothetically, if someone's more like a 5 and always on the verge of a meltdown... Like do Iโ€“ do they get 50% care, love and understanding?

[-] pennomi@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago
[-] hazl 16 points 2 weeks ago

Okay, yay! ๐Ÿ’™

[-] oftheair 15 points 2 weeks ago

No, why would anybody do or think such a thing? It's not based on the bullshit measurement system of 'attractiveness' based on bullshit beauty standards.

It's based on caring about other people. Though yes, we should have explained that better, we guess.

[-] hazl 8 points 2 weeks ago

I was only kidding ๐Ÿ˜ณ

I don't care for numeric scales of prettiness either.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Your joke was obvious, btw

[-] oftheair 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Please don't assume everyone or everymany can understand all jokes in text, thanks.

There's a reason tone tags exist after all, as an accessibility tool for just this kind of situation.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 2 weeks ago

I didn't assume. I was telling them that to me it felt obvious.

[-] oftheair 1 points 2 weeks ago

Please be more clear with that in the future, as your exclusion of "to me" came across as saying it was, or should have been, obvious to everyone or everymany. Thanks!

[-] oftheair 8 points 2 weeks ago

Okay.

Hope you are doing well.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Beauty isn't a constant, it's a function of the person observing, the basic interest of both parties, eagerness for a relationship, and the respective sexualities:

B(O)=O*b_i*E*s

[-] thoughtfuldragon 33 points 2 weeks ago
[-] TotallynotJessica 30 points 2 weeks ago
[-] detectivesniffles 16 points 2 weeks ago
[-] msage@programming.dev 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, cause you are totally not Jessica

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

given the current state of the world. you gotta be mentally insane not to be constantly at risk of a meltdown

[-] TotallynotJessica 9 points 2 weeks ago

TIL I'm mentally sane ๐Ÿ˜”

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I hate being the bearer of bad news.

[-] RymrgandsDaughter 4 points 2 weeks ago

Wow things are so crazy I've become sane

catch22 of modern times

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

If I fix her does she become a 10 or a 12?

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Probably an 8 or below.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

If she's always on the verge of a meltdown, she can't be any higher than a 7 at the absolute most. She needs to work on herself first before she starts dating again.

[-] zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago

Nazuna is my favorite hot mess.

[-] ValarieLenin@midwest.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

Why can't thigh highs ever stay up like that irl ?!?!?!

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

There are ways to make them stat up without garters, I forgot the name of it but its basically stuff that glues your clothes to you a little.

Wouldn't use it regularly though.

[-] anothercatgirl 3 points 2 weeks ago

Nude powermesh leggings that don't let it slide down

[-] TheGingerNut 2 points 2 weeks ago

sigh - I know right!

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

So you're only a 10 on bad days? Hope things get better, it must be rough never having good days =/

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 weeks ago

She's a 10, full stop.

[-] kittenzrulz123 10 points 2 weeks ago

Me if I wasn't a 0 :3

[-] socsa@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

You wanna talk about anything?

[-] TotallynotJessica 9 points 2 weeks ago

I'll live. I'm just kinda bummed and lost in the world. I don't know what to do with my life, be it leaving the country or risking staying in this scary fucking place. I'm not being useful for anyone, especially myself

[-] socsa@piefed.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I think at this point the best any of us can do is make good trouble. Even if that just means existing sometimes, and doing what we can to support ourselves. One day we will each be able to spit on a fascist, regardless of how we get there.

[-] hildegarde 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Not a single sega device smh my head

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