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Stealing from cops to buy tits. What could be more American than that?

I am indeed worse than other girls. Never trust a girl in a crop top. I am probably deciding whether your organs would cost more or less than bribing the judge to let me go.

I've been accused of being an attention whore. They think I'm being weird on purpose to spite them. Incredibly narcissistic tbh

Bitch I vaccumed my whole house today, get outta here!

Above urinals. To confuse the enemy

I hate electron apps. Just make a website asshole, don't bundle a whole chrome browser! The only one I'll tolerate is ferdium, because having a message control center is kinda neat.

The number of men (and people who think they're men) circling the alt right drain is depressing.

How does the snap store have worse moderation than flathub when the snap store has the weight of a company behind it and flathub is run by [nervously notices it doesn't say]?

In our defense, nobody actually likes nvidia. They are a bunch of greedy patent trolls who actively stifle innovation with the way they run their business. And I don't hate windows users. I just think they're reckless with their privacy. As for mac users, I see them as cousins. At least what they're using is posix compliant. Oh, and other linux users: if you're using snaps, fuck you and fuck the horse you rode in on. You're even stupider than the windows users.

You know you can just download arbitrary ttf files to ~/.fonts

You don't need to install them system wide. That's where my Comic Sans and Gnommish fonts live

Sunglasses both protect you from the light (natural and otherwise) and hide the fact you're not making eye contact (to an extent)