It’d be really embarrassing [...]

It would, if they knew shame. But they don't.

I miss r/flexinlesbians

You're gonna lose your mind when you learn about parrots then :3

This can't be how I find out.

If this is not winning, I don't know what is.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demisexuality

Demisexuality is a term used to describe individuals who rarely experience primary sexual attraction.

A demisexual person generally tends to develop sexual attraction after they experience secondary sexual attraction – a type of attraction that occurs after development of an emotional bond.

Don't buy lab-grown black holes, it's not quite the same if it's not mined by a child in South Africa. And it should cost at least three times your salary, otherwise your spouse will be ashamed.

Reality has a left-leaning bias.

Technobros and a tenuous understanding of how the real world works, name a more iconic duo.

You wouldn't download a linux

Never I thought I'd be reading about a wheelchair locked behind paywalls. What a ridiculous world we live in.

Edit: I'm glad you figured something out and that those profiteers won't get a cent out of it.

You skipped the last one

Q: What lessons should I take from this conflict?

A: That dehumanization begets dehumanization, terror begets terror, and none of us will be free until all of us are free; or, you know, that it might be easier to just look away.