🤔 you are a firm negotiator

how much does this service cost? I'd have time for a second job for sure...

I just need to spot 'em the sidewalk can't stop me at those speeds

Emma getting called out like that is hilarious

Hey that tree doesn't deserve that

I was uh 19? 20? something like that.

Came out because I realized that my insurance covered hrt and I was going to get it. That's just how I think about things sometimes I just decide on something and do it. Once I get like that I accept all consequences unremorsefully, it is kinda unreasonable I guess. I was on my parents (mom and stepdad ) insurance (thanks Obama) so that could have been bad but I think in the back of my mind I knew that even if my mom didn't agree she wouldn't kick me off of her insurance to stop me since I'd die or something.

Any way I planned to tell my parents in a specific order and for some reason I decided to tell my extremely homophobic/transphobic sperm donor and sister first. That ended up as well as you'd think, I ended up getting assaulted and the police were called on me since I threatened to kms if he didn't stop attacking me (yeah it's kinda a 4D chess move 😮‍💨 you wouldn't get it). Anyway I almost got committed but managed to only get put in PHP and ended up coming out to my mom at the hospital. The first thing she asked me was "why did you come out to him first?" and I was like "I had this plan it apparently wasn't good but it was mine".

looking back it's funny how the police had actually taken my side but still had to cuff me and take me to the ER. Also why the fuck did that cost like 2k when I didn't even have a choice of not going to the hospital then 🤔.

Idk I've been too angry to cry recently

Because the only people that are going to be straight up killed are minorities.

Boycott Amazon until bankruptcy

Exactly whenever I see some rightiod say this shit I'm just like why didn't he completely eradicate income taxes as apart of the tarrifs if that's how they work

well fuck them

This is literally me, I'll eat tacos while driving.

Hell last week I ate a full pizza while driving on the highway and at some point I mentally stopped when I realized I had eaten it all and said "this might be problematic"