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[-] halfsalesman@piefed.social 92 points 1 month ago
[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 month ago

Bring me picture of Allah!

…oh nooooo

[-] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago
[-] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago

thats not allah though, thats muhammad. No muslim believes he is Allah like christians believe Jesua being god himself

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

You’re right, the details were slightly off, but it still doesn’t change the fact that murdering someone over a cartoon because you think a book said you had to is absolutely unhinged behavior.

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[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Do not dare to draw our prophet Spiderman! You will feel the rage of Spiderman then!

[-] rockSlayer 65 points 1 month ago

The spiderman scriptures have pictures, so I'm going with that one

[-] cRazi_man@europe.pub 21 points 1 month ago

Have you ever seen a picture of God? Checkmate theists.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

2,000 years later .... Spider-man is now a 100,000 word bible spread across 50 books of the prophets

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[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 52 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  1. The Devil infamously appears in Spider-Man.

  2. The Devil is (mostly) canon in the Christian multiverse.

  3. I met Spider-Man at my 8 year old birthday party.

Conclusion: All 3 are real, or I'm not real. Advances in ontology necessary to say with certainty.

[-] jawa21@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago

Peter would not enjoy this meme.

[-] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 39 points 1 month ago
[-] Sus_456@ani.social 7 points 1 month ago

"If god not exist, who is deleting the comments?!" lol

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[-] Technofrood@feddit.uk 37 points 1 month ago

Isn't it the same god in the first two as well?

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 58 points 1 month ago

They are the same in a sense the Amazing Spider-Man and the Spectacular Spider-Man are the same.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bunch of heathens following Ben Reilly /s

The problem is the theology doesn't match, there is no common god of Christians, Jews, and Muslims because Christians believe Jesus is god and divine and neither of the others do meaning their god's identity is different. Christians and Jews believe the Quran contains lies, Muslims and Jews believe the Christian bible contains lies, and Christians and Muslims believe the Jewish bible contains lies. Hell even within each there are sects that believe different things about god, like Christians who believe they are saved by being chosen, by faith alone, or by faith and works. These are unreconcilable differences that change based on their beliefs about their god.

Religions when formed usually branch from an existing religion (e.g. Christianity started as a Jewish apocalyptic cult, Mormon branches from that, etc), but change the theology enough so that the old clergy/church is no longer valid wrt the new faith position.

[-] Saleh@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago

Trinity beliefs only were established around 400 AD as dominant in Christianity, however to this day there are non-trinitarian Christians. Christians still understand themselves as monotheists and are also considered "people of the book" in Islam, just like Jews are.

Most versions of the bible say that Jesus didn't break with the scripture before, but confirms and expands it. Subsequently Islam does the same, with some corrections, most notably the clear rejection of trinitarianism. The prophet whose story is shown the most in the Quran is Moses.

As far as i can tell from the translations i have read, neither the Bible nor Quran specifically oppose previous scripture.

[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Trinitarian vs unitarian is a theological difference that requires different definitions and identities of god even if they both use the monotheist label. These are not compatible differences, you would have to believe contradictory beliefs to say one god identity exists and represents both trinitarian and unitarian theologies and is the same god. Just because they share the same name doesn't mean they share the same properties.

The Christian bible disagrees with the Jewish bible unless you apply the Christian apologetic hermeneutics of someone who believes the Christian bible. Instead of saying they're replacing theology they're going to fulfill and expand and enhance, theology+. The anonymously written Christian gospels say Jesus is the messiah but the Jewish bible messianic prophecies say the messiah would be a king who rules on the throne of David that Jesus never did. The Christian bible gospels misquote from the Jewish bible that were not prophecies (born of a virgin vs young girl already pregnant, quoting Zekariah as Jeremiah, etc) because the gospel writers were using a Greek translated version instead of books originally written in Hebrew. It says you don't need to follow the old law and prophets and sacrifices anymore when the Jewish bible says they need to be followed forever. Hell being eternal torture is a clear break from the legacy Jewish dogma.

I'm not educated on the Quran but I'm pretty sure neither Jews nor Christians believe the same theology at Muslims which are derived from their god beliefs, otherwise they would have included the Quran in their bibles too or have books in their dogma about the laws and teachings of Muhammad as a messiah. They can't change the established dogma so they spin up a new religion to change the theology.

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[-] Sami@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Allah is "the god" in Arabic and applies to the Abrahamic religions. Similar to Algebra but also has a contraction with the Al/"the" part.

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[-] Battle_Masker 25 points 1 month ago

Pastor: With great power...

Congregation: comes great responsibility

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 month ago

this is why I think my ancestors got it right

that thing that the others call god, we called it the great mystery, Wakan Tanka

you aren't going to make any more sense of it beyond that so don't waste your life trying. the grasshopper has as much chance to understand the Internet as we have to understand what life means

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[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 month ago

Oh god, are we doing Reddit Atheism on Lemmy now? This sucks shit

[-] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

What's more annoying than a Reddit atheist? Paying taxes to support your shit church

[-] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm not Christian, and don't go to church. I agree that churches shouldn't get tax breaks.

I still think memes like this are deeply, achingly, cringe

[-] Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What do you mean? This isnt cool anymore? /s

What do you mean? This isnt cool anymore? /s

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

why are internet atheists so embarrassing man... this is literally the same thing as showing a physics book and saying "proof that physics exists" thinking you made an excellent point.

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thing about physics books, you can literally go and prove every single claim in them by yourself, if you have the required technical and intellectual capabilities.

That's why they're fundamentally different to the quran, the bible and Spiderman. Those three consist to a large extent of completely unfalsifiable claims.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

that's why it's a stupid way to make the point. the image just says "they believe it because a book exists" which is not true.

also it's one thing to not have respect for religion but you gotta respect the hyphen; it's spider-man.

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

The image doesn't say "they believe it because a book exists."

The image says "they think the existence of the book is proof of its contents."

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[-] Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You're entirely right, yet also entirely missing the point.

The proof of Physics existing isn't in the book, and no physicist would claim you take what's in the book on faith, nor that it's unquestionable, nor that other books on physics are lies, nor kill/lynch/shun people for studying the universe through other perspectives like chemistry or mathematics or biology.

Asked for proof of Physics, physicists make predictions that can be reliably reproduced, not telling you to read the Physics book harder.

Regardless, everyone is new sometime, why not provide links, a counter argument or anything useful rather than just deriding them? This way you mostly come off as an ass who doesn't understand the argument.

[-] mathemachristian 9 points 1 month ago

It makes them feel euphoric

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[-] akakevbot@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

This argument fails to account for how I feel. Reading Spiderman makes me want to be a better person.

[-] Cevilia 13 points 1 month ago

There is no Spider-Man but Spider-Man, whose truth was revealed to us by the prophet Stan Lee, blessings and peace be upon him

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

You gotta wait a couple hundred years. It’s like making whiskey

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago
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