People don't like to hear others out. Especially if something contradicts their predetermined world view. Even something as basic as "hey what we're doing might not be working, but I have some ideas on how to improve this system."

people out here really refusing to compress, compile, and optimize their work

People die if they are killed

I'm assuming they're referring to Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender

So they admit that they just straight up violated suicide watch rules?

Not only that, but the Supreme Court unanimously agreed that he needs to come back. Those guys don't unanimously agree on anything

I just sawed this toaster in half

Billionaire investor also noticing how the sky is blue

New civil war just dropped

those barrel mini games in Donkey Kong 64