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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by mauumauukittycat to c/onehundredninetysix
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[-] cheeseandkrakens 55 points 1 month ago

Silly meme aside, remember that HRT is not an effective contraceptive. Don't assume you're infertile.

[-] zea_64 15 points 1 month ago

Guess I have to get bottom surgery then

[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

My bloodline is currently rotting in a landfill somewhere outside of Bangkok....

[-] puppycat 5 points 1 month ago

bang (without reproduction) kok (is in landfill)

[-] zea_64 1 points 1 month ago

I have a bloodline, but I connect it to itself to form a bloodcircle for demonic rituals

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It is if my partner has a dick.

[-] cheeseandkrakens 2 points 1 month ago

The HRT still isn't the contraceptive in that scenario. 🤓

[-] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

HRT is what attracts the dick, so yes it is.

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

don't remind me, my family is counting on me to propagate the family name đź« 

[-] LadyMeow 17 points 1 month ago

RIP. My family gave up. lol

[-] EmptySlime 11 points 1 month ago

If I'd known I was going to end up disowning my pos father once my twins were born I'd have taken my wife's name when we married just to spite the fucker.

My wife had a kid already when we got together. I told my father multiple times and in no uncertain terms that I would not tolerate any kind of favoritism because as far as I was concerned that was my son. This motherfucker had the absolute audacity when my twins were born to call my Mom and ask her essentially how it felt to finally be a "real" grandma. Cuz like how else are you supposed to take it when he asks how it feels to be a grandma when my wife and I had been together for like 4 years and married for almost 2? She'd had a grandson for years already. Then he doubled down on saying that it was different because these were biologically mine.

Now I cry very easily when I'm angry, so I didn't want to have to repeat myself over and over through tears to chew him out. So I text him my grievances. This piece of shit has the audacity to say he thinks that it's not really me, that it's my wife texting him without me, and that the only way he'd believe it is if I called him and told him in my own voice. Yeah no he just wanted to be able to bulldoze the conversation and claim I'm overreacting. Haven't spoken to him in 5 years.

[-] zea_64 7 points 1 month ago

You can donate your name to someone else, that technically satisfies it! /s

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

introducing adoption

[-] bigboitricky@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago

Woaw

Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based Based

[-] puppycat 28 points 1 month ago

blood of the covenant is thicker than the waters of the womb.

can't wait to join u ✌️

[-] Zorsith 15 points 1 month ago

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

[-] replicator@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago
[-] Samdell@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 1 month ago

Wow, such vampire exclusionary language

[-] kittenzrulz123 15 points 1 month ago

I wish that could be me :3

[-] mauumauukittycat 3 points 1 month ago
[-] romanticremedy 10 points 1 month ago

Eh my brother can take that role

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

They were told they needed an heir and a spare, it's on them at that point

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Fucked up OP, you need Jesus in your life! Everyone knows the only biblically approved way to end your bloodline is to shoot it in between a pair of cushions.

[-] Smorty 7 points 1 month ago

i wake up -> i wish i were a grl -> i eep n think bout tech to distract -> i wake up -> i make a tech thing -> i get sad aftrwards -> i consume product to distract -> i eep n talk bout tech with mr. blahaj -> i wake up -> i go make the thing we talked yesterday -> i watch the dougdoug -> i eep -> iduno.... i dun do much...

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

I ended mine by getting a vasectomy. My dad doesn't need to know that though.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

i think we're at the point where you could theoretically have your genome transplanted into someone else's egg cell and thus have a child with 3 parents, though

and what a story that kid would have, they'd probably be born with some sort of super power

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