A bunch of comments going for the "why would you buy toilet paper that already has shit on it" route, but I can't believe nobody went for calling this a shit(tickets) post.

You mean things like Single-Payer Healthcare, Housing as a Human Right, increasing the minimum wage, or any of the myriad of other policy positions that he talks about every time he talks basically anywhere? That thing he already does?

Honestly I feel like it would hurt his ego more to be reduced to a generic Republican. I feel like he hates nothing more than getting ignored.

Uh Eternity I think it's called? Maybe I'll give Voyager a try.

Luckily it would be really hard for them to actually get rid of it. I wouldn't put it past them to try to start doing summary executions or just illegally trying to detain people without trial or whatever but there's 0 chance they get the support to actually remove that amendment.

I definitely feel you there. I used to joke that I was so bad at being a man that I got fired for incompetence. But even having identified as nonbinary for like 10 years now it's hard not to feel like I'm an imposter that just heard "man bad" one too many times and did a transgender about it.

That's what it sounded like to me too. Like I said maybe I'm being naive and being too charitable but I don't think I am.

Mine is supposed to. Idk why it doesn't sometimes. It's only supposed to not be blurred if I'm scrolling inside an NSFW community. I'm pretty sure all the posts it's happened with have been properly marked NSFW. But multiple times I've gotten jumpscared with it.

At some point my dumb thembo ass is just going to have to accept that I've somehow accidentally found myself in a lesbian relationship. It seems like every other day I scroll past some Yuri manga meme or some other lesbian relationship meme that hits way too close to home. Heck, I feel like half of them are posted by you! xD

I can't tell you how many times I've started accidentally info dumping about some nerd shit to my wife only to hear "Yer cuuuuuuuuute" in a voice I can only describe as what I imagine the :3 smiley sounds like.

ETA: I was just thinking back on this more and I just remembered that my wife and I were long distance initially and the second time we ever met in person was when she moved from South Dakota to New York and picked me up in a U-Haul so we could move into our new place... I'm literally living the damn "What does a lesbian bring to the second date?" joke...

Yeah I'm a bit too naive maybe but even at the time I couldn't imagine him actually throwing Kyle under the bus. So it always read to me like Jack was trying to make sure some MAGA psycho didn't come shoot a bunch of people at one of their shows and he didn't actually have a real problem with what Kyle said. I'm glad they are actually back performing together.

My recollection of the situation is hazy but my understanding is they basically did a performative distancing until the heat died down and they're still good behind the scenes. My understanding is they even started performing together again.

Meanwhile I mostly browse All and running into the porn is how I know I've scrolled too deep. Such a variety of experience this place.