i had to do traffic lights

works for me on Firefox mobile

scrolled onto this literally while using someone else's bathroom... instant PTSD flashbacks.

I need to find me a banana that feels so good in my mouth it makes me believe in god

join your local protests today :)

if protests didn't work they wouldn't try so hard to fight it/buty it

they say violence is never the answer but historically, well, history disagrees.

now all we need are solar panels to clean the solar panel-cleaning solar panels

wait i thought the onion was supposed to be satirical

ex-mormon here, born and raised.

yeah. it's actually a fucking thing. oh also if you get a friend to jump on the bed or push it that's also okay, because you're not the one making the movements!

can't deny it, it's time to defend and depose.

:(

.world is already way too centralized, and way less friendly. downhill we go I guess.

i did that all the time at my first job (Wendy's), until I learned that a single extra nugget actually really really hurts how much money the managers come home with. a devastating amount, truly.

well, they acted like it. 🙄

hey, Google did this one over a year ago!