Holding on for dear life by cheeseandkrakens in c/opossums@lemmy.world
[-] cheeseandkrakens 4 points 1 day ago

How do I tell if they are too young to be on their own?

Holding space rule by cheeseandkrakens in c/onehundredninetysix
[-] cheeseandkrakens 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Proposed movie titles:

The Laster Witch Hunterer

2Witchy2Last

and i do love lying <⁠(⁠￣⁠︶⁠￣⁠)⁠> by cheeseandkrakens in c/femcelmemes
[-] cheeseandkrakens 3 points 6 days ago

I see you've met my ex

top rule by cheeseandkrakens in c/onehundredninetysix
[-] cheeseandkrakens 50 points 1 week ago

She could be a power bottom

HRuleT by cheeseandkrakens in c/onehundredninetysix
[-] cheeseandkrakens 55 points 1 month ago

Silly meme aside, remember that HRT is not an effective contraceptive. Don't assume you're infertile.

Doing Justice by cheeseandkrakens in c/Caricatures@feddit.org
[-] cheeseandkrakens 24 points 1 month ago

Chilling

YSK that apart from not having a car and voting, the single greatest thing you can do for the climate is simply eating less red meat. by cheeseandkrakens in c/youshouldknow@lemmy.world
[-] cheeseandkrakens 121 points 2 months ago

My single greatest contribution for the climate is not having children.

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[OC] [FB] Do Me a Favor (self.poetry)
submitted 3 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/poetry@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink

Do me a favor:

tell me you don't love me,

that you never did.

 

Shatter me.

 

Don't leave a shard of hope

that I could cut my foot on.

Pulverize me,

so I can finally realize

 

this mess of a heart

can't be repaired

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I'm pretty stoked about my latest purchase (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/tmnt@lemmy.world
16 comments fedilink

I've never owned a pinball machine before!

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Courtney Peppernell, excerpt of "If You Are Heartbroken" (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/poetry@lemmy.world
1 comments fedilink
Me logging out of Lemmy for the day by cheeseandkrakens in c/fedimemes@feddit.uk
[-] cheeseandkrakens 23 points 3 months ago

Fuck you and I'll see you in 2 minutes!

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[OC] [FB] Hot Minute (self.poetry)
submitted 3 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/poetry@lemmy.world
2 comments fedilink

The longest two months are between January and March

when you showed me how to take my time

 

So I took a hot minute and burned my calendar

I'd trade firsts for seconds if they include you

 

I don't want to feel this week, I crave your strength

What's mine is hours and I've plenty to give

 

Time is relative

and I'd like you to meet the family

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What's your post-breakup song? (music.youtube.com)
submitted 4 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/lesbians
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I had a breakup last month and made a whole playlist of songs to cry and reminisce to, but this one is the one I play most by far. What's yours?

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[OC] [FB] instructions to cultivate me (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/poetry@lemmy.world
0 comments fedilink
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[OC] [FB] 999.0 fine (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/poetry@lemmy.world
1 comments fedilink
Maine Beats Trump in Legal Fight Over Trans Athlete Ban by cheeseandkrakens in c/transgender
[-] cheeseandkrakens 20 points 4 months ago

That was fast. Good job Maine

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[OC][FB] the mountain (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 4 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/poetry@lemmy.world
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This is a poem I wrote recently, in the aftermath of a breakup. I don't really write poetry, but would like to get better at it.

When you talk a big game, but you're smol by cheeseandkrakens in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network
[-] cheeseandkrakens 16 points 4 months ago

I love these comics so much

where are we putting these? by cheeseandkrakens in c/mtf
[-] cheeseandkrakens 13 points 6 months ago

I like to be sneaky. I dont want staff removing them. So I usually do the underside of the toilet seat (for mens room or unisex bathrooms), or the side of the toilet roll holder that faces the toilet.

This Is the Age of the Coward by cheeseandkrakens in c/collapse@slrpnk.net
[-] cheeseandkrakens 30 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Businesses will never willingly support the minority at the expense of the majority. They will always cater to the largest immediate profit margin

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