[-] cheeseandkrakens 8 points 2 days ago

I definitely can't watch it without crying. I had a Queensland Heeler named Bandit who died a few years ago

[-] cheeseandkrakens 3 points 3 days ago

I want an opossum 😭

[-] cheeseandkrakens 11 points 2 weeks ago

At first glance, I thought the bumps under the sheet were her feet, but they're missing after the procedure is completed 🤔

[-] cheeseandkrakens 10 points 3 weeks ago

The book "You Better Be Lightning" by Andrea Gibson was the book that got me into poetry. May they rest in peace.

[-] cheeseandkrakens 121 points 1 month ago

My single greatest contribution for the climate is not having children.

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submitted 1 month ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/poetry@lemmy.world

Do me a favor:

tell me you don't love me,

that you never did.

 

Shatter me.

 

Don't leave a shard of hope

that I could cut my foot on.

Pulverize me,

so I can finally realize

 

this mess of a heart

can't be repaired

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submitted 1 month ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/tmnt@lemmy.world

I've never owned a pinball machine before!

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[-] cheeseandkrakens 23 points 1 month ago

Fuck you and I'll see you in 2 minutes!

[-] cheeseandkrakens 12 points 2 months ago

Take my upvote

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submitted 2 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/poetry@lemmy.world

The longest two months are between January and March

when you showed me how to take my time

 

So I took a hot minute and burned my calendar

I'd trade firsts for seconds if they include you

 

I don't want to feel this week, I crave your strength

What's mine is hours and I've plenty to give

 

Time is relative

and I'd like you to meet the family

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I had a breakup last month and made a whole playlist of songs to cry and reminisce to, but this one is the one I play most by far. What's yours?

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[OC] [FB] 999.0 fine (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] cheeseandkrakens 20 points 3 months ago

That was fast. Good job Maine

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[OC][FB] the mountain (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
submitted 3 months ago by cheeseandkrakens to c/poetry@lemmy.world

This is a poem I wrote recently, in the aftermath of a breakup. I don't really write poetry, but would like to get better at it.

[-] cheeseandkrakens 16 points 3 months ago

I love these comics so much

[-] cheeseandkrakens 13 points 5 months ago

I like to be sneaky. I dont want staff removing them. So I usually do the underside of the toilet seat (for mens room or unisex bathrooms), or the side of the toilet roll holder that faces the toilet.

[-] cheeseandkrakens 30 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Businesses will never willingly support the minority at the expense of the majority. They will always cater to the largest immediate profit margin

[-] cheeseandkrakens 10 points 8 months ago

I removed my balls and still have to pee wtf

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