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[-] azi@mander.xyz 10 points 13 hours ago

How is this even a question? northern pike wins any contest except maybe wii sports boxing

[-] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Is it just me or is left looking like AI?

[-] wezzzy 28 points 1 day ago

Do the fish have teeth if so the femboy will lose

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

They do have some.

[-] dandelion 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

we haven't defined the contest, are we asking who would win in the Female Figure Realness category of Ballroom? or ... or ... or are we talking about a fist fight?

[-] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 hours ago

If the contest is procreating, probably the pike.

If the contest is accumulating a plushie collection... probably the femboy.

[-] psud@aussie.zone 6 points 18 hours ago

The fish is screwed either way, it can't dance and it has no ability to make a fist, its flipper is too inflexible

Even if it were a bite contest, the fish has a much smaller mouth

My money's on the fem boy, unless it's a swimming race

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 hours ago

What if it's a diving competition?

[-] dandelion 4 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

the fish has a much greater psychological advantage over the femboy in a fight, though - I know I would run away from a fight with a Northern Pike, so I assume a shy, soft femboy would too.

The femboy has an obvious advantage in the Ballroom over the fish, not only will the fish struggle to demonstrate Female Figure Realness, it has no practical way to strut or dance on the Ballroom floor - even with an accommodation of a long, large aquarium tank for the purpose, I have the feeling the Northern Pike has truly no capacity to meaningfully compete. It would have to win over the judges through sheer outsiderness and underdog sympathy.

[-] jamie_oliver@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

So where do I place my bets?

[-] germanatlas 10 points 1 day ago

Pike mid diff

[-] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Ok, gonna need someone to explain the joke here. I'm lost af

[-] Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The Northern Pikes are a Canadian rock band whose biggest hit was She Ain't Pretty (She Just Looks That Way) about a woman who, despite being physically attractive, has a subpar personality.

This meme is unrelated to that fact. Or maybe it's not. Up to you, really.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

I thought you were joking. I know the song and have caught N. Pikes, but did not know that was the band.

At least one new thing learned today. Thanks.

[-] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

Who would win?

I think the femboy would

[-] too_high_for_this@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Pike fight hard af. I'm a big dude and I struggled with a mid size pike for like 15 minutes. The average femboy lacks the fishing skills and would probably give up and go kiss a boy or something

[-] SnotFlickerman 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I think The Northern Pike would win because most femboys are only familiar with fishnet stockings, not actual fishnets for fishing.

I can see the femboy struggling to reel that fucker in and the line snapping from tension.

Teach more femboys to fish so they can eat for a lifetime! I want survivalist femboys!

[-] ChaoticCookie@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Oooh you make a good point!

[-] Darohan@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Is this WEBFISHING?

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago
[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

depends on location. if underwater, fish wins. if out of water, femboy wins

[-] azi@mander.xyz 2 points 13 hours ago

That's what the northern pike wants you to think

[-] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

What if it's raining?

[-] CallateCoyote@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

There’s still a wild ape inside of the soft shy femboy that can be reverted back to in a desperate survival situation.

[-] SnotFlickerman 3 points 1 day ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Although I don't think N. Pikes can get nearly as big. They can get huge, but I don't think sturgeon big.

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