[-] SnotFlickerman 2 points 5 minutes ago

Harry Mudd is a hot stud, that's what this meme is saying, right? Right??

[-] SnotFlickerman 10 points 29 minutes ago

I would prefer this over McDonald's trash any day of the week. Apples, watermelon, bananas, kiwis? This isn't like raw broccoli or something, it's all fresh delicious fruit.

[-] SnotFlickerman 1 points 31 minutes ago

by increasing the visibility of mathematicians and physicists, so that people be exposed more often to actual off-the-charts intelligence.

While I like this idea, there's a general rejection of the intelligence and knowledge of Academia in America. I'm not sure exposure to it would change minds as much as re-enforce the feeling that they need to bully "nerds" who speak too eloquently for them to understand.

[-] SnotFlickerman 8 points 48 minutes ago

How is giving farmers a bailout saving the government money? I thought this was about rooting out fraud waste and abuse and having extra money in the coffers?

These guys are just pissing away fucking money.

[-] SnotFlickerman 7 points 2 hours ago

Nature is so tasty.

[-] SnotFlickerman 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

A slinky twinkie

What walks down stairs
Alone or in pairs
Wears fishnets and ears of a dog

Looks like a snack
Lets you cum on their back
It's Twinkie! Twinkie! Twinkie!

[-] SnotFlickerman 7 points 2 hours ago

I would love to know where these Zoom protests for the disabled are being held, as a person with cancer and other maladies that often make it difficult to show up in person. This article tells me everything except where to find them!

I did a little digging and found this group:

https://onefreecommunity.com/

Sadly, it's on Discord, but it's a place to organize in digital spaces for the disabled, and that's good at least.

[-] SnotFlickerman 10 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I think The Northern Pike would win because most femboys are only familiar with fishnet stockings, not actual fishnets for fishing.

I can see the femboy struggling to reel that fucker in and the line snapping from tension.

Teach more femboys to fish so they can eat for a lifetime! I want survivalist femboys!

[-] SnotFlickerman 20 points 2 hours ago

Now, Baez and Avila-Guel, a Mexican couple who are legal U.S. permanent residents, could lose everything after being accused of concealing and harboring immigrants who were in the U.S. illegally. It’s a rare case in which business owners face criminal charges rather than just a fine.

Gee, I wonder what's different about this case, hmmm???

[-] SnotFlickerman 12 points 2 hours ago

bUt tHiNk oF tHe cHiLdReN!

-A bunch of idiots who like to performatively "protect" children while not actually giving a single fuck about children

[-] SnotFlickerman 37 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Like all powerful people in all of history, something is broken in their brains. They would be happy to rule over the ashes of civilization as long as they get to call the shots. No amount of actual failure will make them think any of it is their fault, because they're a genius, doncha know?

Like Jim Jones, they are true believers in their own bullshit, which is part of why other people find them so easy to believe, because there is never any doubt in their own minds that this is the right path. Jim Jones didn't just kill other people in his name, he also killed himself.

All these billionaires suffer from the same malady, believing their own bullshit.

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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by SnotFlickerman to c/unpopularopinion@lemmy.world

Until March 10th, the Tesla stock dropped dramatically to a low of $222.15, and the articles posted that day were reasonable. Honestly, it was lower last spring at $142.05 in April 2024. Everything after March 10th were not reasonable or reflective of reality.

As of today the stock sits at $287.99, nowhere near its peak but still overvalued as living fuck.

Yet somehow, we've had two fucking solid weeks of "Tesla stock dropping" news articles while the stock has been slowly creeping back up.

All those articles just serve as wishcasting for people who don't like Musk.

I fucking hate Musk, but what I hate more is ignoring reality around you. That's what MAGA idiots do.

I had the stupidest arguments with people who kept saying that it was rising didn't matter. Why not? He's still way up in terms of valuation from just a year ago, and it's still rising, no matter what bullshit fantasy we want to tell ourselves because we reasonably fucking hate Elon Musk.

Anyway, the stock is probably being juiced by Russia and Saudia Arabia. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What follows are some examples:

March 10th: https://www.cnbc.com/2025/03/10/tesla-shares-plunge-14percent-head-for-worst-day-in-five-years.html

March 17th: https://www.barrons.com/articles/tesla-stock-price-musk-ai-model-y-10b333a4

March 19th: https://www.cnn.com/2025/03/19/business/elon-musk-tesla-stock-nightcap/index.html

March 21st: https://www.axios.com/2025/03/20/tesla-musk-lutnick

March 23rd: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-stock-tanked-hard-no-161417378.html

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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by SnotFlickerman to c/politics@lemmy.world

Aishvarya Kavi

Lin said that the U.S. Institute for Peace called the D.C. police on the Musk team members in an effort to stop them from trespassing because the institute has control of its own building and the land it sits on. But instead, the D.C. police allowed them to enter and kicked out the institute’s officials.

Before the D.C. police arrived, the Musk team had tried for hours to enter the building. They attempted to enter on Friday, but that effort was unsuccessful.


Dear /c/Politics moderators: I am only posting this in the body because the direct link doesn't actually work as a direct link and just takes you to the top of the updates thread and you have to dig to find this two paragraph snippet. Please understand why I did this. I know the rule is not to do this but I hope you can make an exception in this case.


Anyone else remember the evidence that a lot of the DC police were just letting January 6th rioters onto the capitol grounds and that it was roundly dismissed by our useless fucking media as a conspiracy theory?

https://abcnews.go.com/US/defense-dozens-capitol-rioters-law-enforcement-us-building/story?id=75976466

https://web.archive.org/web/20210107091319/https://preview.redd.it/5su8wm36ts961.gif?format=mp4&s=e21b9715da046e7734bac9e3c2cac33e53b43a25

Pepperidge Farm Remembers. Even if Reddit deleted the fucking video.

Law enforcement was never on our side.

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Wives Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by SnotFlickerman to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

I just want to know if reports are failing for anyone else and if we need to be making some kind of plea to the admins/moderation teams/developers to try to fix it.

Because not being able to report this obvious spam is a problem.

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submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by SnotFlickerman to c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

We are getting reports of YouTube rolling out an experiment to some accounts where normal videos only have DRM formats available on the tv (TVHTML5) Innertube client.

This is not limited to yt-dlp. Tests have been run with the same account on various official YouTube TV clients (PS3, web browser, apple tv) and they are also only getting DRM formats for videos.

We live in hell-world.

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submitted 3 weeks ago by SnotFlickerman to c/haiku@lemm.ee

this one is called "too short haiku"

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submitted 1 month ago by SnotFlickerman to c/music@lemmy.world
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Islands - Creeper (www.youtube.com)
submitted 1 month ago by SnotFlickerman to c/music@beehaw.org

Right from the start
I was stabbed in the heart
Didn't know I wasn't breathing
Didn't know I had been bleeding

Opened my door
Thought I was alone but
Someone was hiding
In a dark room in my home

Hum it, you will remember some of it
But if you solve it you will remember all of it

Creeper in my home, crawled in through the window
I grabbed a kitchen knife, couldn't stick it in though
Creeper had his own, shining in the moonlight
My home was very cold, and something didn't feel right

Right from the start
I was stabbed in the heart
Didn't know I wasn't breathing
Didn't know I had been bleeding

Opened my door
Thought I was not alone, but
Someone was hiding in the dark room in my home

Right from the start
I was stabbed in the heart
Didn't know I wasn't breathing
Didn't know I had been bleeding

Opened my door
Thought I was alone, but
Someone was hiding in the dark room in my home

Right from the start
I was stabbed in the heart
Didn't know I wasn't breathing
Didn't know I had been bleeding

Opened my door
Thought I was alone, but
Someone was hiding
In a dark room in my home

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Islands - Creeper (www.youtube.com)
submitted 1 month ago by SnotFlickerman to c/music@lemmy.world

Right from the start
I was stabbed in the heart
Didn't know I wasn't breathing
Didn't know I had been bleeding

Opened my door
Thought I was alone but
Someone was hiding
In a dark room in my home

Hum it, you will remember some of it
But if you solve it you will remember all of it

Creeper in my home, crawled in through the window
I grabbed a kitchen knife, couldn't stick it in though
Creeper had his own, shining in the moonlight
My home was very cold, and something didn't feel right

Right from the start
I was stabbed in the heart
Didn't know I wasn't breathing
Didn't know I had been bleeding

Opened my door
Thought I was not alone, but
Someone was hiding in the dark room in my home

Right from the start
I was stabbed in the heart
Didn't know I wasn't breathing
Didn't know I had been bleeding

Opened my door
Thought I was alone, but
Someone was hiding in the dark room in my home

Right from the start
I was stabbed in the heart
Didn't know I wasn't breathing
Didn't know I had been bleeding

Opened my door
Thought I was alone, but
Someone was hiding
In a dark room in my home

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submitted 1 month ago by SnotFlickerman to c/music@lemmy.world

I woke up thirsty on an island in the sea
I woke up hungry with hungry cougars surrounding me
I hit the soft spot on the soft spot on my head
It made me tired so I sung from my bed
"I'm ready to die, I'm ready to die, I'm ready to die"

A sword, a switchblade, any way you cut it
I'm not afraid, I know I'm going to get it
Oh, maker of such fine products
As palm trees, and the dead sea

Don't pardon me, there's nothing rude
Things conclude, things conclude!

As I slurred that chorus
The ghosts got Biggie Small sounds like a drill
The death sweat suits me
A death threat provides a thrill
I've seen the world, kissed all the pretty girls
I've said my goodbyes and now I'm ready to die

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submitted 1 month ago by SnotFlickerman to c/music@beehaw.org

I woke up thirsty on an island in the sea
I woke up hungry with hungry cougars surrounding me
I hit the soft spot on the soft spot on my head
It made me tired so I sung from my bed
"I'm ready to die, I'm ready to die, I'm ready to die"

A sword, a switchblade, any way you cut it
I'm not afraid, I know I'm going to get it
Oh, maker of such fine products
As palm trees, and the dead sea

Don't pardon me, there's nothing rude
Things conclude, things conclude!

As I slurred that chorus
The ghosts got Biggie Small sounds like a drill
The death sweat suits me
A death threat provides a thrill
I've seen the world, kissed all the pretty girls
I've said my goodbyes and now I'm ready to die

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