Let M be the set of all memes.

Is this well-defined? How can you tell whether something is an element of M?

f(x) is a meme making fun of x for all x in M

Does such an f even exist? Why? Obviously it exists for some x in M but for all?

Thus there exists a normie meme n

What's a normie meme? Why does its existance follow?

and a unique function F for all natural number k

This again requires f to be well-defined.

The set M is also equipped with a dankness norm.

Prove it has that norm and please also prove it fulfills all properties of a norm.

with property that ||F(k)|| ≤ ||F(k+1)|| for all k in N.

[proof required]. Idea for a counterexample: A meme making fun of a meme in such a terrible way it cannot possibly be "danker". Though this would require f^-1(terrible meme making fun of meme) to not be empty.

Ich hab nicht so viel (bewusste) Kontrolle über mein Zwerchfell aber ruhig und tief atmen wirkt bei mir.

(Abgesehen davon sind die obenstehenden Behandlungen für chronischen Schluckauf, der sich vermutlich etwas anders verhält)

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 19 hours ago

I really like bash when dealing with even somewhat advanced scripting. Like the 300 LOC scraper I have written over the past two days which horribly parses HTML files using grep | sed.

It's genuinely so much more fun to do this with Bash than, say, Python. I have once written a scraper using Beautifulsoup and I have no desire to do so ever again.

Honestly, only Haskell manages to beat Bash in how satisfying it feels when you manage to get something working well.

Sprich für dich selbst.

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ich🧑‍🔬iel (discuss.tchncs.de)

Herr Doktor, ich habe so einen schrecklichen Schluckauf! Bitte helfen Sie mir~

By the way, even in 2019 having only 0.01% Linux players in a game that officially supports Linux feels abysmally bad. I'd wager it had Linux support on paper only and when you tried playing it would be an awful experience.

Gambling addictions have very high suicide ideation and suicide attempt rates. The exact numbers seem ti vary from study to study but I haven't found any with percentages below double digits.

Gambling addictions are not uncommon either, with 1-3% of the general population being affected [Wikipedia]. Risk factors include starting young and online gambling by the way. Guess who encourages both?

If I had to guess, thousands of people have committed suicide at least partially due to Valve. "Partially" because case gambling could've been the entry into other forms of gambling that cemented gambling addictions.

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ich🧬🧑‍⚕️🏥iel (discuss.tchncs.de)

Ob ich tatsächlich spenden kann hängt jedoch noch von einer Spendenvoruntersuchung ab. Ich wäre aber überrascht, wenn da irgendwas gefunden wird, das mich ausschließt.

ABER: Sollte die Spende stattfinden, brauche ich etwas Hilfe. Denn die Entnahme dauert 3-5 Stunden in denen ich meine Arme kaum bewegen kann - und mein Tablet, mit dem ich Filme ansehen will hat leider nur ~40 GB an freiem Speicher. Den Herr der Ringen Filmen wird es mMn nicht gerecht, sie so zu schauen. Was würdet ihr also zum Anschauen empfehlen? Serien sind übrigens auch in Ordnung!

PS: Die Beschaffung wird voraussichtlich gar keine Probleme bereiten. Das habe ich schließlich vollautomatisiert.

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 110 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

To be honest, DNA is stupid anyway. Worst data format ever invented.

I mean, a single mutation to get sickle cell anemia? Use fucking error correction codes, dammit! No, having everything twice is not error correction. It's only error detection and the detected error is just silently ignored and randomly passed on to your offspring.

Where are the damn backups? 3-2-1 should hold for every data format! How would an offsite backup be designed? I don't know I'm not evolution incorporated.

Why are viruses even a thing??? There is no reason EVER to be able to insert new DNA into your genome. Make it read only! With checksums! Why is there no Denuvo DNA-DRM?

Slightly unrelated but even worse, your immune system is literally only controlled by the equivalent of HTTP. Deactivate completely? Attack everything on sight? No authorization required whatsoever! Just use the public API! Surely nothing could exploit this, right??


Small Edit as a response to everyone mentioning the need to change for evolution:

Maybe, just maybe use a test environment? You don't just push to production the moment you make a change. Move fast and break things my ass. Since women already have the production environment just create a similar structure in men! They already have TESTicles after all.

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ich🌌iel (discuss.tchncs.de)

Fast 5 Jahre seit der letzten Folge :(

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ich😵‍💫📚🗓️iel (discuss.tchncs.de)

Ich liebe es zwei Monate lang auf Klausuren zu lernen, vor allem bei so angenehm kühlen Temperaturen.

Gestern die erste Klausur geschrieben, Ende September steht die letzte an.

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Vielen Dank an Daniel Born, der der AfD einen Bärendienst erwiesen hat.

Wie kommt ein Politiker überhaupt auf so eine blöde Idee? Leidet die SPD auch noch unter chronischer Kurzsichtigkeit neben den Magenbeschwerden?

Ohne Verschwörungstheorien zu verbreiten würde ich mir mal wünschen, dass sein Konto kontrolliert wird. Sein Verhalten ist ja beinahe eine zu perfekte Ausrede für sämtliches Naziverhalten von AfDlern.

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 96 points 9 months ago

The internet has only ruined you if your first thoughts were how this is supposed to resemble loss.

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Original by u/Rep_Melior on Reddit, recreated with improved colors by u/AnOrangeCactus and converted from SVG to PNG by yours truly.

Link to SVG

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submitted 10 months ago by yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de to c/196

Some context: A post on a certain music distribution (sharing is caring!) site that caught me off-guard.

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 110 points 11 months ago

Aaaahh please use punctuation

It would make it infinitely more understandable if you wrote:

Normalize saying "is that a furry thing?" whenever a guy says he is an alpha

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submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de to c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Bonus points if you can guess:

  • from which tracker the torrent is and
  • the exact title of the file
[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 258 points 1 year ago

Note:

He never said that. This quote is from William Pannapacker, a professor of American literature at Hope College in Holland, Michigan.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/werner-herzog-germany-quote/

[-] yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de 112 points 1 year ago
/*
 * Gets stupidFuckingInteger
 *
 * @returns stupidFuckingInteger
*/
public double getStupidFuckingInteger() {
    return stupidFuckingInteger;
}

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