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[-] Robbity@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago

Fwiw, don't punish your kids, it's not an effective way to get them to change their behavior.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Blind one day stew.

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

One day blinding stew

[-] itslilith 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A stew that makes you blind for one day

[-] Irelephant@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago

Stew that blinds you for a day.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

1 day blind stew

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[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

Artist name is truewagner, posts a lot of amazing flyers like this.

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 20 points 2 days ago

Children, this was the Internet prior to 1995.

[-] Yoga@lemmy.ca 133 points 3 days ago

Dog shit parenting 101: How do I punish my child for X?

Effective parenting: Why is my kid doing X?

P.S. Step 1 is asking them.

[-] mranachi@aussie.zone 10 points 1 day ago

Why did you bite hair? " I don't know"

[-] Toribor@corndog.social 102 points 2 days ago

Yes, but step 2 is still '1 day blinding stew'.

[-] Not_Dav3@lemmy.world 134 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

9 times out of 10, they're just craving the 1 day blinding stew so it's easier to just feed it to them any time they misbehave, you know ? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

She's eaten six helpings now I am concerned.

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Six day blinding stew

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

1 day blind stew.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago

Step 2 is shaving your head

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[-] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 103 points 3 days ago

Well, as a German, I would advise that she be should be cursed so that hair is constantly growing out of her mouth. Haha. The end.

[-] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 76 points 3 days ago

This shit fucked my head up in high school. As an American studying German, I did not expect fairy tales to be so ... This.

Don't suck your thumbs children.

[-] gandalf_der_12te 10 points 2 days ago

Ah i remember these stories, my grandma read them to me when i was a child. I thought "they are so unhinged, maybe them being unhinged is the point".

[-] will_steal_your_username 22 points 3 days ago

I'm still haunted by the fairly tale of the lady whose nose got turned into a sausage and then a fox just ate it :S Those are the parts that I remember anyways

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I remember that one where a girl who didn't want to dirty her shoes put the loaf of bread she was carrying into she puddle she wanted to cross (???) and when she walked on the bread she got sucked down all way to hell.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Classic German comedy

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Okay it has been enough time:

German stories are the wurst.

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[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago

Looks like a job for a stew that makes you blind for a day

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 49 points 3 days ago

Feed her a stew made of hair.

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Her appetite for hair only grew. We are bald now. Seems help.

[-] Critical_Thinker@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

feed her stew made by a blind person's hair for 1 day

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Yeah, this is one of the weirder memes.

[-] SoleInvictus 29 points 3 days ago

I didn't realize Rafe15 had started giving parenting advice.

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[-] Smorty 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

they that's the funi I stole some time ago and posted here!

or not... somehow my post about this... Disappeared? but I'm pretty sure I posted this... OOOH it was on the other 196 which I have blocked now, now I get it.

Here it is! Even in da the same title...

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[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

I misread as 1 day binding stew and figured it was food poisoning.

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