fat furry devil

You just described a cat.

Pretty factual.

So while I'm hyperventilating because my boss pressed me for more details than I was comfortable sharing about my health, they sent a man with a gun to my house to check on me.

I know I shouldn't have laughed but the way this story unfolded was hilarious.

That's how everyone looks at engineers.

What the fuck are these things? 🤦‍♂️

I had a girlfriend asking me like twice a week for a year- when I was going to propose and then I did and she said no

Trolling level champion

US bombs other countries - good. Someone flies into US buildings - bad.

Got it.

New lebensraum for nazis, eh?

Immigration detention centres are run like prisons, but many of those detained have committed no crime. They are held while the authorities prepare for them to be removed from the UK.

This is the main issue. Criminalising innocent people.

Well, it is not. Problem?

Just one of them is fucking war criminal.