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Emigration Rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] dan00@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

90 days fiancee but the third world country is the US. Beautiful. I offer nederland tips!

[-] Kacarott@aussie.zone 12 points 2 days ago

This thread has given me ideas for a great new dating/emigration app

[-] Kurroth@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Include Australia/NZ if you do. We exist.

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[-] cupcakezealot 24 points 3 days ago

if we all pool our money together we can buy an island for just queer people. :^

[-] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

I always have fantasized about getting a group of cool people, buying an island, establishing it in the world economy and starting a new world without the prejudice, discrimination, and microplastics. 😅

[-] bestagon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

That’s when the CIA comes knocking

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[-] Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago

Magneto?...

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago
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[-] kittenzrulz123 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Beautiful? Maybe. But I can guarantee that I can be a autistic and very clingy transfem gf with big boobs and masisve thighs

[-] AllBiMyself 15 points 3 days ago

you had me at big boobs and thighs

[-] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 days ago

Had me at autistic and clingy too bad I'm stuck in this shit hole too

[-] Droechai@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago

Is Sweden an acceptable destination? I'm a bi-bear living with a bi-witch who has consented to a nonsexual-relationship twink living on our farm, but she would definitely prefer a big thighed woman instead

[-] Ziglin@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

A bear and witch sound like a lovely fairytale household that I'd enjoy having in my neighbourhood.

[-] tux7350@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

But what if I'm a bi-twink looking for a non-nonsexual relationship? :3

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[-] Kurroth@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Australia here as well yo. Is there any latina nerdy shut-ins finally going to have a reason to be on the same side of the planet?

[-] Goldholz 22 points 3 days ago

How about an autistic german enby twink/twunk/femboy?

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[-] pixeltree 21 points 3 days ago

Which country, and do you want to share my dildo collection?

[-] AllBiMyself 17 points 3 days ago

The Netherlands and yes

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[-] lilith267 23 points 3 days ago

My application:

Pros:

  • Great at cooking
  • Built several gardens and chicken coups
  • I have zero problem doing all the house chores if I get to wear a maid dress
  • Computer skillz, love selfhosting
  • Very good at handywork and fixing things

Cons:

  • Im anti (generative) ai (for eco and copyright reasons)
  • I will talk your ear off about planes, cars, trains, tanks, nuclear power, etc
  • And the worst offender: I play warthunder
[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

You're perfect!

I don't play top tier though, so as long as that's not a problem.

[-] lilith267 2 points 2 days ago

Low teir is where all the fun is at!

[-] untorquer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Your application will take approx. 35 seconds to process. Please be patient.

[-] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

I feel like the US could use a chicken coup right now. Couldn't be worse than the dipshits currently in charge.

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[-] anton 12 points 3 days ago

I play warthunder

have you considered working for a spy agency? They can probably get you papers.

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[-] Maxxie 11 points 3 days ago

Let me just pack my programming socks

[-] djsoren19 45 points 4 days ago

hello. I have no useful life skills, but I am very good at sucking dick, and my ass is about a meter in circumference. If you want to take on the responsibility of owning a femboy, hit me up.

[-] Zink@programming.dev 47 points 3 days ago

about a meter

Speaking metric already? This one has promising submissve qualities for you euro tops.

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Unfortunately not given the spelling of metre :(

[-] djsoren19 6 points 2 days ago

oh no! I'll do better, I wasn't aware!

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[-] LuckingFurker 20 points 3 days ago

beautiful

There's always a catch 🙁

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[-] burgermeister@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Any Latina baddies hiring?

[-] kwedd@feddit.nl 50 points 4 days ago

You don't even need to be beautiful. I just want someone to hold me while I cry myself to sleep.

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[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wish I were eligible to participate in this trade u_u

Unfortunately this body I'm in is ugly and neglected because decades of suppressed dysphoria have dissociated me from it so hard that I stopped seeing it as mine and even being reminded that it existed stressed me out. I, unfortunately, eat my stress. And you all know how awful American food is.

Plus even if I married anyone, I'm so disconnected from my own existence in dirtspace that even if they sat in this body's lap I'd feel no closer to them than while they're on the other side of the planet, let alone a mere ocean. Hell, I'm in a long distance relationship with MY OWN BODY x_x

[-] seeigel@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago

How do you feel about starting to care? You could go for a walk.

[-] Draegur@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

i care about too much shit already x_x i'm trying to free up the headspace to do something about this, and keep telling myself that no matter how Sisyphean the task feels, maybe i can get good at pushing the boulder...

[-] seeigel@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

There is a quote like 'there is no trying, only doing'.

The nice thing of the body is that when you use it, it gets better. You will get good at pushing the boulder. Without knowing your situation, I would like to say: Grab a jacket and go for the shortest walk possible.

[-] Triasha@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

If I wasn't married I would be tempted

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago
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