90 days fiancee but the third world country is the US. Beautiful. I offer nederland tips!
This thread has given me ideas for a great new dating/emigration app
Include Australia/NZ if you do. We exist.
if we all pool our money together we can buy an island for just queer people. :^
I always have fantasized about getting a group of cool people, buying an island, establishing it in the world economy and starting a new world without the prejudice, discrimination, and microplastics. 😅
Magneto?...
Beautiful? Maybe. But I can guarantee that I can be a autistic and very clingy transfem gf with big boobs and masisve thighs
you had me at big boobs and thighs
Had me at autistic and clingy too bad I'm stuck in this shit hole too
Is Sweden an acceptable destination? I'm a bi-bear living with a bi-witch who has consented to a nonsexual-relationship twink living on our farm, but she would definitely prefer a big thighed woman instead
A bear and witch sound like a lovely fairytale household that I'd enjoy having in my neighbourhood.
But what if I'm a bi-twink looking for a non-nonsexual relationship? :3
Australia here as well yo. Is there any latina nerdy shut-ins finally going to have a reason to be on the same side of the planet?
Which country, and do you want to share my dildo collection?
The Netherlands and yes
My application:
Pros:
- Great at cooking
- Built several gardens and chicken coups
- I have zero problem doing all the house chores if I get to wear a maid dress
- Computer skillz, love selfhosting
- Very good at handywork and fixing things
Cons:
- Im anti (generative) ai (for eco and copyright reasons)
- I will talk your ear off about planes, cars, trains, tanks, nuclear power, etc
- And the worst offender: I play warthunder
You're perfect!
I don't play top tier though, so as long as that's not a problem.
Low teir is where all the fun is at!
Your application will take approx. 35 seconds to process. Please be patient.
I feel like the US could use a chicken coup right now. Couldn't be worse than the dipshits currently in charge.
I play warthunder
have you considered working for a spy agency? They can probably get you papers.
Let me just pack my programming socks
hello. I have no useful life skills, but I am very good at sucking dick, and my ass is about a meter in circumference. If you want to take on the responsibility of owning a femboy, hit me up.
about a meter
Speaking metric already? This one has promising submissve qualities for you euro tops.
Unfortunately not given the spelling of metre :(
oh no! I'll do better, I wasn't aware!
beautiful
There's always a catch 🙁
You are beautiful though!
🙈
Any Latina baddies hiring?
You don't even need to be beautiful. I just want someone to hold me while I cry myself to sleep.
I wish I were eligible to participate in this trade u_u
Unfortunately this body I'm in is ugly and neglected because decades of suppressed dysphoria have dissociated me from it so hard that I stopped seeing it as mine and even being reminded that it existed stressed me out. I, unfortunately, eat my stress. And you all know how awful American food is.
Plus even if I married anyone, I'm so disconnected from my own existence in dirtspace that even if they sat in this body's lap I'd feel no closer to them than while they're on the other side of the planet, let alone a mere ocean. Hell, I'm in a long distance relationship with MY OWN BODY x_x
How do you feel about starting to care? You could go for a walk.
i care about too much shit already x_x i'm trying to free up the headspace to do something about this, and keep telling myself that no matter how Sisyphean the task feels, maybe i can get good at pushing the boulder...
There is a quote like 'there is no trying, only doing'.
The nice thing of the body is that when you use it, it gets better. You will get good at pushing the boulder. Without knowing your situation, I would like to say: Grab a jacket and go for the shortest walk possible.
If I wasn't married I would be tempted
Deal.
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