Hab nichts zu geben, meine Instanz ermöglicht kein Runterwählen.

Why would Zelenskyy even contemplate a deal with the US with the current fascist administration?

Because the only way to hold a capitalists attention is with money.

obviously he knows they are liars and cheats and won't uphold any part of the agreement they don't want to.

Minerals take time to dig up, during those decades attacks on Ukraine would cut into the profits of American oligarchs.

surely he wouldn't tie up his national minerals for generations so they can get the old US stockpiles of weapons?

Considering the GOPs ties to Russia, there is some fear that the USA could switch sides entirely and help Russia.

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I understand the issue of shutting down starlink would currently severely impact Ukraine, but I can also see how starlink won't be necessary in the near future as drones switch to AI and fibre, and a bunch of tech we don't know about yet.

It's only used in some large (manly naval) drones, as it is big and heavy. I think starlink is more important for communication between units and command.

so what's the deal with the 'deal'? surely it's not being entertained seriously?

It's trying to buy peace and sovereignty in a world the America only values money.

or is it all bluster for Trump to feel he's achieving something whilst the real power brokers get EU assistance?

While the new german government might be more likely to send missiles, I don't see any large changes in the near future. Unless countries can be convinced to give Ukraine unlimited acces to their own military's modern equipment or commit their own soldiers.

Ok, maybe salaries are lower because whole Greenland is in the middle of nowhere, [...]

Having visited Iceland, the cost of living is higher on islands with limited agriculture and high cost of imports.

We want to use our Deutschland ticket to travel to Stralsund with our bikes

Remember to purchase bike tickets as they are not included in the Deutschlandticket.

Apart from the obvious lack of portability, compilers write better assembly than most humans.

is it cute?

Mfw eating an apple makes a nerve loop around the aorta.

Giraffes must have fallen far.

Maybe to build one of those shitty websites where you can't select text because every letter is in its own element.

look at the bottom right picture

The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger.
~~Palpatine~~ Trump

He already published his information and was in the process of repeating it in front of a court.
His death prevented him from giving his information as sworn testimony which a dead man switch could not do.