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[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 6 days ago

You'd better bring your artillery soldier.

17 ejaculations through intercourse in a 24 hour period. Oh what I'd give to be 20 again: young, dumb, and expelling all the cum.

Lube and hydration are an absolute must, it helps a ton to be in decent shape (especially your core muscles), and the refractory period raises considerably as you age.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 12 points 6 days ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

How were you able to pilot that Cessna while cumming that much?

[-] amino 5 points 6 days ago

the cum acted as fuel helping the plane fly for 24h

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 6 days ago

Only if you're of a weak bloodline and can't keep it up after you pop

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago
[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago

C'mon, a post like this is inviting these kind of insane replies. I'm not the one that started this cum war, but by god I will cum end it.

Everyone lols at shit like "cum war" and then gets the icks when people start talking details? Way I see it, especially online, either sex shit is okay for discussion/jokes or it's not. This "play horny" shit tends to just be masking for uncomfortableness. Get comfy with yourselves and your sexuality because you'll be living with it for a long time, and no one lives long enough for it to be worth being weirded out or uncomfortable with your own wants.

[-] amino 3 points 6 days ago

you're no wizard, you had 😱intercourse😱

[-] PowerfulTurtle@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

You might have a head start but I might still be able to catch up.

[-] amino 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

too bad because I already had my cream team locked and loaded

[-] hildegarde 5 points 6 days ago
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[-] itslilith 4 points 5 days ago
[-] Nay@feddit.nl 4 points 6 days ago
[-] Smorty 3 points 6 days ago
[-] PowerfulTurtle@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Don't yuck other people's yum

[-] hildegarde 1 points 3 days ago
[-] PowerfulTurtle@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago

I'll have you know I enjoy oral very much 😋

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