In the arms of an angel....
Instrumental version of Tequila
Bloodhound Gang - A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying
https://m.soundcloud.com/bloodhound-gang/a-lap-dance-is-so-much-better
The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot. A jaunty little sea shanty about a ship sinking in a storm and killing everyone on board.
It's a banger though, as long as everyone in the bar is over 35.
I sang that two nights ago, at our local open mic. Went over very well, but then again the average age was probably over 70.
Urgh just whatever I think might be fun at the time, it's always bad
Right now, as someone not from the US, star spangled banned would ruin the evening more than anything else I could think of. Everyone can recognize it, arguments would follow.
auld lang syne
If you're in Scotland when you do this people will sing along with you
The Mountain Goats' "No Children", but very intensely.
I would be so hyped that someone is playing The Mountain Goats in public I would probably join in.
Baby Shark, followed by Wonderwall.
I repeat the last song.
Or anything from an obscure screamo band.
Somebody that i used to know
"Loving You" as Im a guy who cannot sing and absolutely does not have Minnie Ripperton's range. It would be horrific and I would lean into it with all my might.
Isn't that just karaoke?
Goodbye my Lover by James Blunt would work to kill a hyped up mood.
Saw this irl once. Two dudes, totally tone-deaf decide to sing Aqualung by Jethro Tull...
...as a duet.
Same bar had a dude that would sing Disney princess songs every night. He never went home alone.
Shout out to Dante's in Seattle!
Wrecking Ball- Miley Cyrus.
I could butcher anything, but that, I'll butcher it with glee.
Alice’s restaurant- Arlo Guthrie
If that kills the vibe, you got the wrong crowd.
I worked with a 17 year old once who knew the entire lyrics to Alice's Restaurant and would recite them, not sing them, in the most deadpan voice.
I miss that guy.
Tequila
Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love - the original album version where there's around 20s of motorcycle sounds and vocals start around 1:50.
Blurred Lines
Dead puppies
We Are the World which might be fine if everyone in the bar was fifty-plus, but wouldn't work today.
The link preview gives it away sadly.
I mean, the goal was to kill the vibe, and I would argue a poorly done rickroll meets those requirements :p
In the UK any of the below should do the trick, with the added bonus of possibly getting you stabbed and/ or glassed:
Gary Glitter - My Gang
Rolf Harris - Jake the Peg
Lostprophets - Last Train Home
Woman Is The N***** Of The World
(Although anything by John Lennon would probably work lol)
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